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Nyck 05-25-2007 02:30 PM

[quote=Sparks]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "mr.miyagi":450e2
The definition of a LAZY BITCH................................

[img]http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/9381/womanbabysegwaylb7.jpg[/img]

It had to be a white lady...[/quote:450e2]

probably more difficult to push around 7 strollers on a segway

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-25-2007 02:35 PM

or even worse... 8 strollers ed:

CoMaToSe 05-25-2007 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Hi Coma!

TTYL

<3
[img]http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/templates/Assault/images/icon_edit.gif[/img]

hey nyck!!! <3

ROFL

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-26-2007 06:36 AM

He’s a stranger to some
And a vision to none
He can never get enough,
Get enough of the world

For a fortune he'd quit
But it’s hard to admit
How it ends and begins
On his face is a map of the world

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-26-2007 11:07 AM

http://bumpshack.com/2007/05/25/1051-po ... -year-old/

[img]http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/308/untitledjq2.jpg[/img]

Whatada 05-26-2007 12:46 PM

holy fuck.

mr.miyagi 05-26-2007 02:02 PM

new Brothers in Arms - Hells Highway video, looks pretty damn nice

video:
http://www.xboxyde.com/stream_3895_en.html

geRV 05-26-2007 02:09 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":6a890]new Brothers in Arms - Hells Highway video, looks pretty damn nice

video:
[url="http://www.xboxyde.com/stream_3895_en.html"]http://www.xboxyde.com/stream_3895_en.html[/url][/quote:6a890]

I like the look o the BIA games but the gameplay of the last 2 was suspect enough, seems the only tactic used in ww2 was flank flank flank.

The ai and hit detection was also pretty dodgy, sometimes the enemy would "hide" behind something with about half of their body showing oOo: .

Also the fact it was an xbox port over with a fps cap of thirty was pretty fukcing annoying even though they claimed it wasn't a port. This new one looks interesting though, just hope they've fixed the problems of the last few games.

The movement in that vid looks pretty weird from the fps perspective, just looks like your guys waddling from side to side with the point of his gun showing. eek: Have to admit though it looks like its got a better framerate going than the 13 min demonstration vid they showed a while back that was like 800mb, that was sluggish as shit.



edit: Just got done watching it, looks pretty good, had to laugh as he's going on about details in the game yet the mg42 he starts to use doesn't even have an ammo belt in it. biggrin:

mr.miyagi 05-26-2007 05:42 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

LOOOOOOOLMFAO @ the black kids' drink + ASIAN GUY
DANCIN




WTF!

Mr.Buttocks 05-26-2007 06:00 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":c3cc6]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
[/quote:c3cc6]


lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that!

Whatada 05-26-2007 06:05 PM

TEDDYBONE NIGAHANDS.

Eight Ace 05-26-2007 06:18 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":d9e04][quote="mr.miyagi":d9e04]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
[/quote:d9e04]lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that![/quote:d9e04]
jeez 4 times eh...just on that, how much spunk came out on the 4th go?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-26-2007 06:23 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":29694][quote="Mr.Buttocks":29694][quote="mr.miyagi":29694]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
[/quote:29694]lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that![/quote:29694]
jeez 4 times eh...just on that, how much spunk came out on the 4th go?[/quote:29694][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8d/RML_Char_Spunky.jpg/200px-RML_Char_Spunky.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 05-26-2007 06:35 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":3e680][quote="Mr.Buttocks":3e680][quote="mr.miyagi":3e680]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
[/quote:3e680]lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that![/quote:3e680]
jeez 4 times eh...just on that, how much spunk came out on the 4th go?[/quote:3e680]


Just a tiny dribble, and then some dust. :-/

Stammer 05-26-2007 09:45 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":85415][quote="Eight Ace":85415][quote="Mr.Buttocks":85415][quote="mr.miyagi":85415]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
[/quote:85415]lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that![/quote:85415]
jeez 4 times eh...just on that, how much spunk came out on the 4th go?[/quote:85415]


Just a tiny dribble, and then some dust. :-/[/quote:85415]

A spray of dust or more like the consistency of cob-webs? Because the latter is an early sign of coolness.

Eight Ace 05-26-2007 10:14 PM

[quote=Stammer][quote="Mr.Buttocks":fb2c2][quote="Eight Ace":fb2c2][quote="Mr.Buttocks":fb2c2]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "mr.miyagi":fb2c2
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

lol
I ejaculated 4 times watching that![/quote:fb2c2]
jeez 4 times eh...just on that, how much spunk came out on the 4th go?[/quote:fb2c2]
Just a tiny dribble, and then some dust. :-/[/quote:fb2c2]
A spray of dust or more like the consistency of cob-webs? Because the latter is an early sign of coolness.[/quote:fb2c2]
gee you know i really think u guys should be careful, i'm not saying don't bring urselves
off multiple times, it's just.. well take Mr.Buttocks example: 4 ejacs to a 4min28sec vid.. annoy:
i know there's no telling u Xtreme Sports self-pleasurers, but pls keep up your intake of
yogurt and erm, maybe thai sticky rice, anything a bit on the white gooey side probably
.. otherwise you could well risk doing urself a rather severe mischief...or something.

Akuma 05-26-2007 10:47 PM

[img]http://www.lolwut.com/pics/woman.jpg[/img]

geRV 05-27-2007 12:51 AM

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/fanboys.jpg[/img]

oOo: biggrin:

Eight Ace 05-27-2007 01:17 AM

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/sirgerv.jpg[/img]

geRV 05-27-2007 02:00 AM

biggrin:

Stammer 05-27-2007 08:26 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKvwZT5TmKw

I PUT IN THE HOOP LIKE SLAM.

strvs 05-27-2007 09:14 AM

ahahah ace

elstatec 05-27-2007 10:55 AM

[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/besthalloween.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-27-2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/besthalloween.jpg[/img]

hahahahahhaha i love the full body blackface

dr nein 05-27-2007 12:31 PM

Simply fantastic.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-27-2007 05:25 PM

Doctor Boskonovitch?

Eight Ace 05-27-2007 05:39 PM

Islamic scholar promotes adult breastfeeding

"A RELIGIOUS ruling by an Islamic scholar permitting women to breastfeed adults with whom they work
has led to his suspension this month from al-Azhar University in Cairo, the world's leading Sunni university.

Izzat Atiyaa had issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, offering his bold suggestion as a way around
the prohibition in Islamic religious law against a woman working in private premises with a man who
was not her close relative. Breastfeeding, he argued, would create a familial relationship under Islamic law."

mad: .... oOo:


[url=http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21805283-5006003,00.html:8281c]article[/url:8281c]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-27-2007 06:42 PM

Gun Jack?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-28-2007 06:18 AM

stole this from a neighboring site... PRESIDENTIAL JPEGS

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[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-28-2007 06:11 PM

anyone else feel that we need a gravedigging forum so that we can gravedig at will and enjoy the feeling known as NOSTALGIA

Douchetallica 05-28-2007 09:24 PM

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Douchetallica 05-28-2007 10:08 PM

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[img]http://ieatbees.com/pics/motivational/1158108224226.gif[/img]

anti 05-28-2007 10:13 PM

stop.

Douchetallica 05-28-2007 10:17 PM

drop.

Tripper 05-29-2007 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparks
drop.

stop.

Coleman 05-29-2007 10:38 AM

[img]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/funny_2Dheadline.jpg[/img]

Chronic Diarrhea 05-29-2007 10:43 AM

ROFL that had to have been done on purpose.

Nyck 05-29-2007 11:35 AM

http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2907

amazing Halo 3 kill. guy launched a land mine into the people cannon and hit a ship with it..lol

jujumantb 05-29-2007 12:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=154KVUTpe7A
ahahahaha


edit for original clip not working now i guess, thanks nyck

TonyMontana 05-29-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
http://www.trendpimp.com/media/1541/Deleted_Scene_From_Knocked_Up.html
ahahahaha

rofl i havent seen the movie yet but that should have been a keeper


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