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Whatada 03-03-2005 03:37 PM

eek:

Get the fuck.

Pyro 03-03-2005 05:15 PM

Well I don't wear hats like that...but we do grow facial hair about the same way...which is why I always shave it off.

But if you showed someone a picture and asked if that wa sme in it, I wouldn't say so...it seems everyone with glasses they look like me or I look like them.

bukdez 03-03-2005 05:19 PM

i have glasses, and look nothing like you...

Pyro 03-03-2005 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
i have glasses, and look nothing like you...

too bad for you babez now you don't get all the ladies.

bukdez 03-03-2005 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
i have glasses, and look nothing like you...

too bad for you babez now you don't get all the ladies.

rofl...

Airborne Butters 03-03-2005 06:22 PM

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/bo444444/smoke1.jpg[/img]

I thought this was entertaining.

Arkan 03-03-2005 06:35 PM

..........stupid cunt.

ninty 03-03-2005 06:43 PM

ROFL shes smoking a cigarette and shes worries about jackhammers?

Nyck 03-03-2005 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whatada
My tash tickels da ladies.

Ladies? your mom's titty maybe now wipe that milk off of that peach fuzz and do your homework.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-03-2005 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
ROFL shes smoking a cigarette and shes worries about jackhammers?

ROFL!

Maplegyver 03-03-2005 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Whatada
My tash tickels da ladies.

Ladies? your mom's titty maybe now wipe that milk off of that peach fuzz and do your homework.

LMAFDO

Scalping Chief 03-03-2005 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Whatada
My tash tickels da ladies.

Ladies? your mom's titty maybe now wipe that milk off of that peach fuzz and do your homework.

LMAFDO

HAHAHAHA happy:

JBird 03-04-2005 12:26 AM

alright b00ns, i figure its been over 2 yrs, so i can finally post a pic. truth is, i never did before cuz i am so lazy. here is a pic of me passed out after a night partying in downtown chicago. happy:

[img]http://img108.exs.cx/img108/2088/jbird6zy.jpg[/img]


^ my friend took that pic at like 2 in the afternoon, we got home around 8 am. ed:

Milla 03-04-2005 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
ROFL shes smoking a cigarette and shes worries about jackhammers?

ROFL! i was thinking the same fucking thing.

geRV 03-04-2005 12:28 AM

eek:

JBird 03-04-2005 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
eek:

is this aimed at me? loney:

geRV 03-04-2005 12:32 AM

At the time the pic was missing from the post. eek:

JBird 03-04-2005 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
At the time the pic was missing frmo the post. eek:

well its there now, and it prolly deserves eek: < that anyway happy:

Mr.Buttocks 03-04-2005 06:09 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":9bf62][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/bo444444/smoke1.jpg[/img]

I thought this was entertaining.[/quote:9bf62]


Someone should use a jackhammer on her face.




Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird

[img]http://img108.exs.cx/img108/2088/jbird6zy.jpg[/img]


I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "L".

Jakke 03-04-2005 06:40 AM

loser?

lasagna 03-04-2005 08:05 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":87c76]



Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird

[img]http://img108.exs.cx/img108/2088/jbird6zy.jpg[/img]


I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "L".[/quote:87c76]

livestrong?

geRV 03-04-2005 08:06 AM

Lotion? eek: Lcd?


dance: dance:

Mr.Buttocks 03-04-2005 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
loser?

hake:




Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Lotion? eek: Lcd?


hake:








Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
livestrong?

happy:

geRV 03-04-2005 08:58 AM

eek: oOo: plzdie:

Hawke 03-04-2005 09:12 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":32024]
Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird

[img]http://img108.exs.cx/img108/2088/jbird6zy.jpg[/img]


I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "L".[/quote:32024]
Lube

Airborne Butters 03-04-2005 09:29 AM

laptop?

Vance 03-04-2005 10:21 AM

IT WAS LIVESTRONG YOU MORANS

ninty 03-04-2005 10:21 AM

its love you idiots! spank:

Arkan 03-04-2005 10:44 AM

no no no.......it's "LOTION" aka, jerk off lube for some of you guys !!

Hawke 03-04-2005 10:47 AM

Actually Livestrong is on his wrist.

Contact cleaners on the stand next to a contact container, cell phone and wallet. beer:

JBird 03-04-2005 11:22 AM

heh. yes that is a livestrong, and yes i was wearing mine long before lindsay lohan and john kerry did it to be cool. ive had mine on since feb 04, havent taken it off once. i also wear it because i believe in the cause, and my dad has prostate cancer. he just had his operation last week, it went well, now he has 6 weeks of recovery.

i plan on posting a better pic, i will hook my scanner back up and show you b00ns the true meaning of "hawt" freak:

lol @ lube

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-04-2005 03:35 PM

.That isnt Lube, thats Renu Contact Fluid, ive seen many a bottle like that. You can even see the contact carryer case thing next to it.

Arkan 03-04-2005 04:12 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":77525].That isnt Lube, thats Renu Contact Fluid, ive seen many a bottle like that. You can even see the contact carryer case thing next to it.[/quote:77525]

Wrong again!! It's a clever "cover up". It's spank lube!

JBird 03-04-2005 07:47 PM

[quote=Arkan]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":964ed].That isnt Lube, thats Renu Contact Fluid, ive seen many a bottle like that. You can even see the contact carryer case thing next to it.

Wrong again!! It's a clever "cover up". It's spank lube![/quote:964ed]

gentlemen please! you are both right! it is spank lube in a Renu Contact Fluid bottle!

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-04-2005 09:07 PM

[quote=JBird]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":34d49].That isnt Lube, thats Renu Contact Fluid, ive seen many a bottle like that. You can even see the contact carryer case thing next to it.

Wrong again!! It's a clever "cover up". It's spank lube!

gentlemen please! you are both right! it is spank lube in a Renu Contact Fluid bottle![/quote:34d49]I KNEW IT happy:

Eight Ace 03-05-2005 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
gentlemen please! you are both right! it is spank lube in a Renu Contact Fluid bottle!

ROLF JBird biggrin: ..although you could avoid any further embarrassing
speculation by simply using Renu Contact Fluid as a spank lube..?

I gave it a couple of goes just as research for this post and I can tell you
in no uncertain terms that it does the trick...plus I am now seeing my cock
with a crystal clarity previously thought unachievable, the detail is mindblowing.

strvs 03-05-2005 03:02 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":56661]
Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
gentlemen please! you are both right! it is spank lube in a Renu Contact Fluid bottle!

ROLF JBird biggrin: ..although you could avoid any further embarrassing
speculation by simply using Renu Contact Fluid as a spank lube..?

I gave it a couple of goes just as research for this post and I can tell you
in no uncertain terms that it does the trick...plus I am now seeing my cock
with a crystal clarity previously thought unachievable, the detail is mindblowing.[/quote:56661]
haha happy:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-05-2005 06:08 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":52730]
Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
gentlemen please! you are both right! it is spank lube in a Renu Contact Fluid bottle!

ROLF JBird biggrin: ..although you could avoid any further embarrassing
speculation by simply using Renu Contact Fluid as a spank lube..?

I gave it a couple of goes just as research for this post and I can tell you
in no uncertain terms that it does the trick...plus I am now seeing my cock
with a crystal clarity previously thought unachievable, the detail is mindblowing.[/quote:52730]rolf! biggrin:

JBird 03-05-2005 04:43 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":87891]
Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
gentlemen please! you are both right! it is spank lube in a Renu Contact Fluid bottle!

ROLF JBird biggrin: ..although you could avoid any further embarrassing
speculation by simply using Renu Contact Fluid as a spank lube..?

I gave it a couple of goes just as research for this post and I can tell you
in no uncertain terms that it does the trick...plus I am now seeing my cock
with a crystal clarity previously thought unachievable, the detail is mindblowing.[/quote:87891]

HAHAHAH *tear* rock:


happy:

CoMaToSe 03-07-2005 06:19 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":04a8d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
gentlemen please! you are both right! it is spank lube in a Renu Contact Fluid bottle!

ROLF JBird biggrin: ..although you could avoid any further embarrassing
speculation by simply using Renu Contact Fluid as a spank lube..?

I gave it a couple of goes just as research for this post and I can tell you
in no uncertain terms that it does the trick...plus I am now seeing my cock
with a crystal clarity previously thought unachievable, the detail is mindblowing.[/quote:04a8d]
you know what feels even better? taking one of those kids toys, the squrimy tube things, and masturbate with it. Its delicious feeling. Agghhhh... uh... uujuh. UHHHHHHHHHH...... Yea.


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