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Nyck 05-29-2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
http://www.trendpimp.com/media/1541/Deleted_Scene_From_Knocked_Up.html
ahahahaha

rofl i havent seen the movie yet but that should have been a keeper

no fucking shit oh my god i was dying watching that

"he just dipped it, I didnt suck on it or anything"

Stammer 05-29-2007 02:58 PM

The fucking video only plays 1/3 through and then stops.

cuss:

Tripper 05-29-2007 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
The fucking video only plays 1/3 through and then stops.

cuss:

Yeah wtf

jesus christ thats annoying player keeps stopping for absolutely no reason about 5 secs in...FFS.

Nyck 05-29-2007 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
The fucking video only plays 1/3 through and then stops.

cuss:

Yeah wtf

jesus christ thats annoying player keeps stopping for absolutely no reason about 5 secs in...FFS.

heres a youtube video of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=154KVUTpe7A

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-29-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
The fucking video only plays 1/3 through and then stops.

cuss:

drop

Nyck 05-29-2007 04:01 PM

American Gladiators: Malibu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGDwScgb_Y0

elstatec 05-29-2007 04:04 PM

[img]http://adsoftheworld.com/files/2_17.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-29-2007 05:34 PM

ghhahaha

jujumantb 05-29-2007 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
American Gladiators: Malibu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGDwScgb_Y0

just saw that episode the other day acually, im so glad that show is back on happy: that course with the tennis ball gun is fucking awesome

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-29-2007 07:49 PM

[img]http://photos-789.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v76/53/46/31401173/n31401173_31292789_2241.jpg[/img]

Douchetallica 05-29-2007 10:50 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

This just premiered on MTV. Sad.

Zoner 05-30-2007 10:17 AM

[img]http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/05/archie_beat_off.jpg[/img]

mr.miyagi 05-30-2007 05:21 PM

[img]http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/scion.jpg[/img]

mr.miyagi 05-30-2007 06:00 PM

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm theone with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. t wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-30-2007 08:12 PM

[img]http://eitmonline.com/eitmonline2/images/sitephotos/May/5-29wikihowg.jpg[/img]

Coleman 05-30-2007 11:01 PM

[img]http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/pc/lifeexplained.jpg[/img]

Zoner 05-31-2007 01:12 PM

I just ripped major ass into my office chair.

[img]http://www.uen.org/utahlink/tours/admin/tour/10053/10053SMELL2.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-31-2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I just ripped major ass into my office chair.

[img]http://www.uen.org/utahlink/tours/admin/tour/10053/10053SMELL2.jpg[/img]

injun joe

Eight Ace 06-01-2007 08:24 AM

FREE PIC!

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/mang.jpg[/img]









BONUS PIC!!
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/ufc.jpg[/img]

Eames 06-01-2007 09:31 AM

i lol'd when i saw elstatecs vd poster, i think im gonna put that one up in my room.

Xorcist [USA] 06-01-2007 10:05 AM

Deer hit by racecar

[url:01ea2]http://view.break.com/297820[/url:01ea2]


Little Johnny caught tossin' offf by mom
[url:01ea2]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761095[/url:01ea2]

mr.miyagi 06-01-2007 10:56 AM

[quote="Xorcist [USA]":b9282]
Little Johnny caught tossin' offf by mom
[url:b9282]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761095[/url:b9282][/quote:b9282]

That's just creepy... oOo:


bikini bitches fighting
[url="http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/22825/?pc=56655"]http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watc ... /?pc=56655[/url]

Xorcist [USA] 06-01-2007 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/landshark.jpg[/img]

twas fun times with all the confusion of the ladder glitch

The title of the post is "Landsharking back in 2003"

Nice Stat! I lmao'd when I saw this.

I was looking for the MOH:Airborne post and came across this.

+1

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-01-2007 12:17 PM

The greatest landshark server ever was the MOHEast6 EA server. period.

Nyck 06-01-2007 12:53 PM

http://popmusic.ytmnd.com/

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-01-2007 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
http://popmusic.ytmnd.com/

YTMND thread ftl

Nyck 06-01-2007 02:20 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8d43b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
http://popmusic.ytmnd.com/

YTMND thread ftl[/quote:8d43b]

your life for the lose, i didnt feel like searching for it

Nyck 06-01-2007 02:23 PM

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/06/batt ... ing_ne.php

coma suicides

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-01-2007 05:02 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":20d62]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
http://popmusic.ytmnd.com/

YTMND thread ftl

your life for the lose, i didnt feel like searching for it[/quote:20d62] 2nd page ftl

KTOG 06-01-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/06/battlestar_galactica_ending_ne.php

coma suicides


Hahha i thought the same thing. He probably was getting a hard on (wearing a condom) here Lawless might comeback and is now flacid (condom still intact)

elstatec 06-02-2007 04:41 AM

[quote="Xorcist [USA]":6056c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/landshark.jpg[/img]

twas fun times with all the confusion of the ladder glitch

The title of the post is "Landsharking back in 2003"

Nice Stat! I lmao'd when I saw this.

I was looking for the MOH:Airborne post and came across this.

+1[/quote:6056c]

then remember in spearhead? like in malta all you had todo was duck along the edge of a certain corridor and it glitched into a landshark

Chronic Diarrhea 06-02-2007 07:38 AM

[quote="Xorcist [USA]":2df00]Little Johnny caught tossin' offf by mom
[url:2df00]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761095[/url:2df00][/quote:2df00]

ROFL WTF. Why would you make a sudden, obvious movement hinted that you're jacking off? Unless you've got a 20 lb dick, all you have to do is calmly roll to the side as if you're about to go to sleep anyway. I mean, not that I ever had to use this technique before. Err, I read it in a textbook once.

And ROFL @ landsharking. Spearhead was such a piece of shit. There were at least 6 different big time glitches. How can a multiplayer actually get worse with a patch? Remember when people would just be sliding on their asses while running?

Eight Ace 06-02-2007 08:35 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0a9ee][quote="Xorcist [USA]":0a9ee]Little Johnny caught tossin' offf by mom
[url:0a9ee]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761095[/url:0a9ee][/quote:0a9ee]

ROFL WTF. Why would you make a sudden, obvious movement hinted that you're jacking off? Unless you've got a 20 lb dick, all you have to do is calmly roll to the side as if you're about to go to sleep anyway. I mean, not that I ever had to use this technique before. Err, I read it in a textbook once.
[/quote:0a9ee]
google the second one where his mom rushes in and sucks his boner to shame him into a soft-on
and he's crying and screaming and ends up giving his mom a white zombie...she ends up making
him breakfast wearing only one of his shirts whilst he lays smoking in bed etc.

Proteus 06-02-2007 08:54 AM

[img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-2/1245449/WDKYY-lets-do-coke.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-02-2007 09:11 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":cc340][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":cc340][quote="Xorcist [USA]":cc340]Little Johnny caught tossin' offf by mom
[url:cc340]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761095[/url:cc340][/quote:cc340]

ROFL WTF. Why would you make a sudden, obvious movement hinted that you're jacking off? Unless you've got a 20 lb dick, all you have to do is calmly roll to the side as if you're about to go to sleep anyway. I mean, not that I ever had to use this technique before. Err, I read it in a textbook once.
[/quote:cc340]
google the second one where his mom rushes in and sucks his boner to shame him into a soft-on
and he's crying and screaming and ends up giving his mom a white zombie...she ends up making
him breakfast wearing only one of his shirts whilst he lays smoking in bed etc.[/quote:cc340] collegehumor is down for me

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-02-2007 10:12 AM

[quote="Xorcist [USA]":2fe48]Little Johnny caught tossin' offf by mom
[url:2fe48]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761095[/url:2fe48][/quote:2fe48]

old, this was posted like a year ago (i guess it was just added to collegehumor)

mr.miyagi 06-02-2007 11:15 AM

Video of kinetic sculptures eek:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/kineticsculpture

i love the box looking one at the end, it looks like something out of star wars...

mr.miyagi 06-03-2007 01:12 PM

http://bp1.blogger.com/_idzsaV6c7aM/RmD ... b4e8_o.jpg

Can you see whats wrong with this?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-03-2007 02:14 PM

maryalnd

Bullitt 06-03-2007 02:19 PM

[url:a7bbc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEHxJOxa5ew[/url:a7bbc]


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