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Nyck 09-18-2005 09:37 AM

you are fucking sick....what in the mother fuck....just ban him now.

Whatada 09-18-2005 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.

I hope your testicles explode from semens build-up, you fucking cock-a-roacha.

spank:

Vance 09-18-2005 10:50 AM

.....

Mr.Buttocks 09-18-2005 11:37 AM

eek:

Gen. Johnson 09-18-2005 12:18 PM

1. why the fuck would u think about that kinda thing
2. why the fuck would u post it

Judas 09-18-2005 12:53 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":43e3c]eek:[/quote:43e3c] eek:

Jakke 09-18-2005 01:10 PM

less bitching, more bitches

CoMaToSe 09-18-2005 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
less bitching, more bitches

dance:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 09-18-2005 10:10 PM

keira knightley is veeeery cute, I'm going to see the new Pride & Prejudice movie with a loada bishes but the only reason I'm going is to see her rock:



[img]http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Keira%20Knightley%2001.png[/img]


[img]http://www.notejode.net/Keira_Knightley/pic/9.jpg[/img]


i bet shes a real dirty bish tho, or at least I hope she is... happy:

Scooter Pie 09-18-2005 10:25 PM

Yummy biggrin:

elstatec 09-18-2005 10:29 PM

[quote="Scooter Pie":26ac7]Yummy biggrin:[/quote:26ac7]


hahahahaha scooter pie you little shit, still visiting just for this threadddd so im guessing your still not getting anything in real life

Scooter Pie 09-19-2005 12:07 AM

Somebody has sand in their vagina me thinks. the_finger:

Sniper101 09-19-2005 12:15 AM

[quote="Scooter Pie":cd31e]Somebody has sand in their vagina me thinks. the_finger:[/quote:cd31e]

LoL +1

Scooter Pie 09-19-2005 12:19 AM

[quote=Sniper101]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Scooter Pie":ed20d
Somebody has sand in their vagina me thinks. the_finger:

LoL +1[/quote:ed20d]

Thanks +1 for you biggrin:

Whatada 09-19-2005 07:27 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":729b7]i bet shes a real dirty bish tho, or at least I hope she is... happy:[/quote:729b7]
if you have any respect for Kera, don't see the movie "The Hole." loney:

It made me weep tears of salty sorrow.

lasagna 09-19-2005 07:58 AM

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GOD I HATE THAT TRAILER

Gen. Johnson 09-19-2005 08:49 PM

That trailer makes me not want to see the movie annoy:
How many times canu say the fucking name, if someone tried that shit
in real life, they'd be stabbed in less than 5 minutes.

Scooter Pie 09-19-2005 09:56 PM

No kidding that was the most obnoxious movie trailer EVER!

Jimmy Paterson 09-20-2005 12:17 AM

[img]http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/evalongoria/1big.jpg[/img] [img]http://viking.necrolounge.com/archives/gm_l1_evaL.jpg[/img]

Bullitt 09-21-2005 01:48 PM

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5376 ... 1558kh.jpg

EDIT: Keep images a reasonable size please...jeezus!

Hawke 09-21-2005 04:12 PM

oOo:

CoMaToSe 09-21-2005 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt
http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5376/webshotssunflwr1558kh.jpg

EDIT: Keep images a reasonable size please...jeezus!

seriously.... wtf? eek:

Poseidon 09-21-2005 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt
http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5376/webshotssunflwr1558kh.jpg

EDIT: Keep images a reasonable size please...jeezus!

seriously.... wtf? eek:

looks like one of them is taking a dump in the bush ed:

Jimmy Paterson 09-21-2005 05:24 PM

wtf?

Mr.Buttocks 09-21-2005 06:12 PM

A bush full of defecating/urinating sluts.

strvs 09-22-2005 01:33 AM

[img]http://images.sports.cn/2005/03/30/1211178183.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.pleasedrivethrough.com/forums/uploads/post-12-1101180828.jpg[/img]
[img]http://images.sports.cn/2005/03/30/1212133741.jpg[/img]
[img]http://images.sports.cn/2005/03/30/1212207348.jpg[/img]
[img]http://images.sports.cn/2005/03/30/1212433001.jpg[/img]

[img]http://forums.go.com/images/emoticons/grin.gif[/img]

Bullitt 09-22-2005 02:43 AM

[img]http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/7757/digis863jessicaalba3kz9kx.jpg[/img]

CoMaToSe 09-22-2005 02:46 AM

dude..... tahts fucktin huge... resize

Bullitt 09-22-2005 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
dude..... tahts fucktin huge... resize

are you on drugs

Zoner 09-22-2005 08:03 AM

As long as I don't have to horizontal scroll, it's ok. Having said that, don't post 200x2500 images either...

Zoner 09-22-2005 10:56 AM

Steve Harris's (bassist, Iron Maiden...duh) daughter, Lauren.

[img]http://www.monstroentertainment.com/images/lauren-09-250.jpg[/img]

http://www.monstroentertainment.com/laurenpictures.php

Wow. ed:

Jakke 09-22-2005 12:38 PM

thank you Zoner!

CoMaToSe 09-22-2005 12:44 PM

Id hit it rock:

Jimmy Paterson 09-22-2005 02:48 PM

shes hot

Jakke 09-22-2005 02:50 PM

[img]http://users.pandora.be/TKSF/Tiffany/1635956.jpg[/img]
[img]http://users.pandora.be/TKSF/Tiffany/tt_10032.jpg[/img]
[img]http://users.pandora.be/TKSF/Tiffany/tt_10707.jpg[/img]

Unknown_Sniper 09-22-2005 03:04 PM

bravo! +1

CoMaToSe 09-22-2005 03:28 PM

yayz dread +1

Jakke 09-22-2005 03:36 PM

danke danke

Proteus 09-22-2005 06:15 PM

[img]http://media5.big-boys.com/content/images/bbpics/pic1616.jpg[/img]

[img]http://media5.big-boys.com/content/images/bbpics/pic1617.jpg[/img]

Bucknub 09-22-2005 06:33 PM

need hi rez version stat!


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