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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-01-2004 09:00 PM
How do tortoises have babies when they are in a shell?

strvs 06-01-2004 09:01 PM
They lay eggs, silly.

Tripper.exe 06-01-2004 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by strvs
Tripper.exe, why do i find my self increasingly more attracted to tim allen everyday?
power tools excite your spermatazoa

Pyro 06-01-2004 11:17 PM
tripper.exe, is it true the bigger your feet the bigger your penis?

MotoxXx 06-01-2004 11:38 PM
Tripper.exe, did you know if you google your name, aa.com is the first result !! ed: !! ed: !! ed: !!

EDIT: NVM 1 F0|2G07 j00 ^|23 7eh 1n73|2n37 !!!!!1!!111

Jakke 06-02-2004 10:18 AM
when will i lose my virginity

Tripper.exe 06-02-2004 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
tripper.exe, is it true the bigger your feet the bigger your penis?
multiply the numbers of times you masturbate each year and divide it by 2. then multiply that amount with the amount of times you have had sex in the past 6 months and you will get a number. post the number and share it with others. there is no foot-penile reltionship

Tripper.exe 06-02-2004 12:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadHead
when will i lose my virginity
between age 18-19. you will blow your load within 30 seconds of the deed
next

Tripper.exe 06-02-2004 12:34 PM
[quote="_-=WB=-_ MotoxXx":c9d9f]Tripper.exe, did you know if you google your name, aa.com is the first result !! ed: !! ed: !! ed: !!

EDIT: NVM 1 F0|2G07 j00 ^|23 7eh 1n73|2n37 !!!!!1!!111[/quote:c9d9f]
yes, i am the internet

MotoxXx 06-02-2004 01:37 PM
[quote="Tripper.exe":2837e]
yes, i am the internet[/quote:2837e]

Can you explain to me how the internet works? and is Bill Gates your true creator/father??

Pyro 06-02-2004 03:31 PM
tripper.exe, will tonymontana ever get laid?

Tripper.exe 06-02-2004 05:13 PM
[quote="_-=WB=-_ MotoxXx":667a0][quote="Tripper.exe":667a0]
yes, i am the internet[/quote:667a0]

Can you explain to me how the internet works? and is Bill Gates your true creator/father??[/quote:667a0]
the internet was created by pong. yes in the early days of pong kids used to have their own servers. the craziest times were the 32 person pong server. roger wilco or teamspeak were not around sadly. i created bill gates

Tripper.exe 06-02-2004 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
tripper.exe, will tonymontana ever get laid?
in time he will meet a man who loves him

Merlin122 06-02-2004 05:16 PM
tripper.exe, will I get a good grade on my finals?

Tripper 06-02-2004 05:29 PM
jump on the jesus train and steal some nipples


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