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Hawke 08-05-2005 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
this dickhead at work ate my lunch a couple of days ago. can someone be a pal and photoshop the hell out of it so that i can circulate it at the office?

[url=http://img295.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img01270tv.jpg:e5f14][img]http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2964/img01270tv.th.jpg[/img][/url:e5f14]

So many things to do to that picture...... oOo:

Mad, you really suprised me with your picture. I thought you'd be much different.

Madmartagen 08-05-2005 01:31 AM

yeah im surprised on how i aged too. i dont look much like the me in the original pic i posted here a while back. stress, work, gf and taking care of your parents will take its toll on you.

Jimbo@ 08-05-2005 02:42 AM

All I see are Red Xs. eek:

eeves 08-05-2005 03:18 AM

it works for me..

Bucknub 08-05-2005 04:18 AM

heh I didnt think mad was an old dude, thought he was like 18-21

Akuma 08-05-2005 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
heh I didnt think mad was an old dude, thought he was like 18-21


Johnj 08-05-2005 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
heh I didnt think mad was an old dude, thought he was like 18-21

ed:



[img]http://tinypic.com/a11qia.jpg[/img]

Sniper101 08-05-2005 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
this dickhead at work ate my lunch a couple of days ago. can someone be a pal and photoshop the hell out of it so that i can circulate it at the office?

[url=http://img295.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img01270tv.jpg:76a28][img]http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2964/img01270tv.th.jpg[/img][/url:76a28]

here ya go
[url=http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chopped9gr.jpg:76a28][img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7236/chopped9gr.th.jpg[/img][/url:76a28]

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-05-2005 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke
Dreadhead <3 GF1

[img]http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5202/bonggf18ws.jpg[/img]

ROFL! rock: biggrin:

Madmartagen 08-05-2005 10:06 PM

Im only 25 ed:

Madmartagen 08-05-2005 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sniper101
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
this dickhead at work ate my lunch a couple of days ago. can someone be a pal and photoshop the hell out of it so that i can circulate it at the office?

[url=http://img295.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img01270tv.jpg:5a49b][img]http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2964/img01270tv.th.jpg[/img][/url:5a49b]

here ya go
[url=http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chopped9gr.jpg:5a49b][img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7236/chopped9gr.th.jpg[/img][/url:5a49b]

rofl

+1

Jin-Roh 08-07-2005 12:48 AM

memememememitsallaboutme
i am terrible at taking pictures of myself.

[img]http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7614/dsc001735hu.jpg[/img]

Doctor Duffy 08-07-2005 11:16 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":3ac75]memememememitsallaboutme
i am terrible at taking pictures of myself.

[img]http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7614/dsc001735hu.jpg[/img][/quote:3ac75]

You look like my dad when he was in high-school.

You're also obese, large, and grotesque.

Coleman 08-07-2005 11:25 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":f93a2]You're also obese, large, and grotesque.[/quote:f93a2]I'd like to know what kind of eyes you have.

Doctor Duffy 08-07-2005 11:26 PM

Hazel-ish. They're really strange. I'd like to call them beautiful, but thats too strange. They're a mixture of green and brown all around, then right near the pupil, there is an outline of red surrounding the pupil. Im awfully proud of them.

Coleman 08-07-2005 11:28 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":4ffec]Hazel-ish. They're really strange. I'd like to call them beautiful, but thats too strange. They're a mixture of green and brown all around, then right near the pupil, there is an outline of red surrounding the pupil. Im awfully proud of them.[/quote:4ffec] hake: /me slaps his forehead.

Doctor Duffy 08-07-2005 11:34 PM

/me points to door

Tripper 08-07-2005 11:53 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":6f6a8]Hazel-ish. They're really strange. I'd like to call them beautiful, but thats too strange. They're a mixture of green and brown all around, then right near the pupil, there is an outline of red surrounding the pupil. Im awfully proud of them.[/quote:6f6a8]

Leave.

Coleman 08-07-2005 11:54 PM

just got back from Atlantic City. I stayed with my uncle; he lives 2 blocks away from the shore (by the tropicana/hilton hotels). I did notice, however, there are three types of people on the Atlantic City board walk---the old shirtless men with advanced traces of skin cancer, the old person couple that walks around in 83 degree weather with long pants and a jacket, and the terribly obese women. I really had a hard time finding ANYONE around the age of 21. They were either really old or really young.


Here's a picture of a home that resides in Longport, NJ (right outside of AC). Their claim to fame is the most expensive homes in the USA when it comes to $$ per square foot. I'm not sure why though...not a 'great location' when thinking about the rest of the country. The homes have a minimum of $25,000 yearly home owner's tax which is insane.
[url=http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=house3nt.jpg:e19cb][img]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6870/house3nt.th.jpg[/img][/url:e19cb]
same area, but looking at the Atlantic Ocean and bay area.
[url=http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jetty6wl.jpg:e19cb][img]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3909/jetty6wl.th.jpg[/img][/url:e19cb]

Atlantic City's Korean Memorial that's on the board walk.
[url=http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=korea7jj.jpg:e19cb][img]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/842/korea7jj.th.jpg[/img][/url:e19cb]
[url=http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=korea24tj.jpg:e19cb][img]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2394/korea24tj.th.jpg[/img][/url:e19cb]

Some shit-ass flamingo on the board walk. Thought it was very random and that it was picture worthy biggrin:
[url=http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flamingo24yl.jpg:e19cb][img]http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/7122/flamingo24yl.th.jpg[/img][/url:e19cb]
[url=http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flamingo7ej.jpg:e19cb][img]http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1683/flamingo7ej.th.jpg[/img][/url:e19cb]

Lounging on the back deck with my favorite shirt rock: biggrin:
[url=http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deck3fd.jpg:e19cb][img]http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/305/deck3fd.th.jpg[/img][/url:e19cb]
[url=http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deck23av.jpg:e19cb][img]http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4812/deck23av.th.jpg[/img][/url:e19cb]

Doctor Duffy 08-07-2005 11:57 PM

[img]http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/305/deck3fd.jpg[/img]



This is THE FACE of an orgasm.


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Originally Posted by Tripper
Leave.


MAKE ME!!!!

Tripper 08-07-2005 11:58 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":028c2][img]http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/305/deck3fd.jpg[/img]

This is THE FACE of an orgasm.[/quote:028c2]

How would you know what the face of an orgasm looks like?

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2005 12:00 AM

How are you...not funny?

Tripper 08-08-2005 12:01 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":6f23f]How are you...not funny?[/quote:6f23f]

Fairly easily, when I'm not trying to be.

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2005 12:02 AM

You never are, so that's a go.

Tripper 08-08-2005 12:04 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":499f1]You never are, so that's a go.[/quote:499f1]

I attempt humour, occasionally. So, it's not "a go."

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2005 12:06 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":a1263
You never are, so that's a go.

I attempt humour, occasionally. So, it's not "a go."[/quote:a1263]

You're right. Its a "no".

Tripper 08-08-2005 12:08 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":7cc7e][quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":7cc7e
You never are, so that's a go.

I attempt humour, occasionally. So, it's not "a go."[/quote:7cc7e]

You're right. Its a "no".[/quote:7cc7e]

You're wrong. Its a tumor.

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2005 12:18 AM

No, it's called a "humor" not a "tumor". Good luck with you're anus spasms, though. Don't go so hard on yourself.

Tripper 08-08-2005 12:23 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":04502]No, it's called a "humor" not a "tumor". Good luck with you're anus spasms, though. Don't go so hard on yourself.[/quote:04502]

It's a tumor. You fucking dumbass.

Blase 08-08-2005 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
How would you know what the face of an orgasm looks like?

Masturbation infront of a mirror.

Tripper 08-08-2005 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Blase
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
How would you know what the face of an orgasm looks like?

Masturbation infront of a mirror.

but he cant cum yet, he's like 10 or something

jujumantb 08-08-2005 12:48 AM

Has duffy even posted a picture yet? hiding something? I dont really care who posts pics or whatnot but quit talking shit and commenting on every single one if you cant even show your own face...

lasagna 08-08-2005 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
Has duffy even posted a picture yet? hiding something? I dont really care who posts pics or whatnot but quit talking shit and commenting on every single one if you cant even show your own face...

Actually he has posted multiple pictures dipshit. rolleyes:

Tripper 08-08-2005 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Has duffy even posted a picture yet? hiding something? I dont really care who posts pics or whatnot but quit talking shit and commenting on every single one if you cant even show your own face...

Actually he has posted multiple pictures dipshit. rolleyes:

I haven't seen any.... oOo:

jujumantb 08-08-2005 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Has duffy even posted a picture yet? hiding something? I dont really care who posts pics or whatnot but quit talking shit and commenting on every single one if you cant even show your own face...

Actually he has posted multiple pictures dipshit. rolleyes:

Well excuse me! I ask a question and I get a dipshit thrown at me!? What is the internet coming to? annoy:

Blase 08-08-2005 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Has duffy even posted a picture yet? hiding something? I dont really care who posts pics or whatnot but quit talking shit and commenting on every single one if you cant even show your own face...

Actually he has posted multiple pictures dipshit. rolleyes:

Link

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2005 11:20 AM

Yeah, I posted some a year back, with me in my blue Hornets sweater. Somebody, I think, said I looked like Kevin Arnold.... but that was a year ago.


Half of you guy's are incredibly fat, Im surprised you can even see you're cum under all those rolls of pubic lard.

08-08-2005 11:21 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a7908]Yeah, I posted some a year back, with me in my blue Hornets sweater. Somebody, I think, said I looked like Kevin Arnold.... but that was a year ago.


Half of you guy's are incredibly fat, Im surprised you can even see you're cum under all those rolls of pubic lard.[/quote:a7908]

and yet they have lives, are married, and have sex...while you still have your right hand do it for ya.

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2005 11:27 AM

[quote=Acideyez]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":7ba72
Yeah, I posted some a year back, with me in my blue Hornets sweater. Somebody, I think, said I looked like Kevin Arnold.... but that was a year ago.


Half of you guy's are incredibly fat, Im surprised you can even see you're cum under all those rolls of pubic lard.

and yet they have lives, are married, and have sex...while you still have your right hand do it for ya.[/quote:7ba72]

Well, let's put it this way...all those things you listed: YOU DON'T.

08-08-2005 11:31 AM

im 18, unmarried, i work construction, go to clubs, have sex...

you are 15 (or 14), unmarried, no job, you dont go to clubs, and you masterbate more times than i fart (per day)...

that being said, i think you should just leave.


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