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Doctor Duffy 08-08-2005 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
im 18, unmarried, i work construction, go to clubs, have sex...

Maybe it's just me, but I dont get much pleasure from joining a World of Warcraft guild, and cybering with a Lady Dark Elf. Construction? What do you do... stack Tonka-Toys?

Lets just STFU (Yeah, me too) before the Zoner gets in here.

08-08-2005 11:40 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d0967]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
im 18, unmarried, i work construction, go to clubs, have sex...

Maybe it's just me, but I dont get much pleasure from joining a World of Warcraft guild, and cybering with a Lady Dark Elf. Construction? What do you do... stack Tonka-Toys?

Lets just STFU (Yeah, me too) before the Zoner gets in here.[/quote:d0967]

For the record, i hate WoW and i play guild wars :)

agreed on the second point.

Here I am, waiting for the boss to pick me up...

[img]http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/8875/readyforwork7kz.jpg[/img]

fyi yes it is a Sherwin Williams paints shirt.

jujumantb 08-08-2005 12:11 PM

Fresh out that shower!
[img]http://x1.putfile.com/8/21911485134.jpg[/img]

Blase 08-08-2005 12:57 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":b969e] World of Warcraft guild, and cybering with a Lady Dark Elf.[/quote:b969e]

omgrofl you noob WoW dosn't have Dark Elfs lolololololol

Nyck 08-08-2005 01:09 PM

[quote=Blase]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":01e5b
World of Warcraft guild, and cybering with a Lady Dark Elf.

omgrofl you noob WoW dosn't have Dark Elfs lolololololol[/quote:01e5b]

GOD DAMN IT YOU ZERG'D MY CLOUDSONG KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEE!!!!!

08-08-2005 01:16 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":2d941
World of Warcraft guild, and cybering with a Lady Dark Elf.

omgrofl you noob WoW dosn't have Dark Elfs lolololololol

GOD DAMN IT YOU ZERG'D MY CLOUDSONG KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEE!!!!![/quote:2d941]

Cloud is on FinalFantasy, noob.

the_finger:

Nyck 08-08-2005 01:25 PM

rofl I dunno i was just taking it from this.

http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2005 06:52 PM

[img]http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2961/chimney30cw.jpg[/img]
lol

Tripper 08-08-2005 08:56 PM

lool, chimney sweep?

Coleman 08-08-2005 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
lool, chimney sweep?

yep...i wrote about it on my blog.

[quote:3b62d]Like many of you know, I don't have a "steady real job". So I've been doing alot of volunteer work recently. Some people say, "Derek you are f'ing retarded. Why volunteer?" Well, it makes me happy knowing that I made someone else happy. I usually help out elderly people do stuff around the house --> fix air conditioner leaks, mow grass, weeding, etc.

But my parents still feel that I should be kept busy for not having a job. So I've been given some of the weirdest assignments. I pretty much converted my pool from a swamp to a pretty nice body of water. I have been mowing my grass and my grandmother's grass (P'burg). I have been running small errands. I have power washed, sanded, and stained my shed. And today was the most outragous thing. I was up on my roof (specifically sitting on the chimney 50ft up) trying to pull out a 100lb metal tube. We're getting rid of our pellet stove and installing a new gas powered fireplace (easier on my parents since my brother and I will be at college). So this metal pipe would NOT budge for the love of God. I was downstairs trying to lever the thing with a pole while my face had soot all over it. I was up on the chimney pulling it out. Finally, it budged. Here are some pictures that I made my dad take. (ps yeah I was wearing the band shirt. I use them for dirty work :-D)

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7532/chimney11tj.jpg
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9115/chimney23fh.jpg
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2961/chimney30cw.jpg

So if anyone needs their chimney cleaned, I have some experience in that field. Call me ;-)[/quote:3b62d]

Forte 08-08-2005 10:23 PM

your band shirts own.

Coleman 08-08-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
your band shirts own.

loney:

my friend designed that front patch and back design.

Sgt. Paine 08-08-2005 10:26 PM

post what the back looks like, that t-shirt owns

Forte 08-08-2005 11:49 PM

heres some pics from the National Jamboree

[url=http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0891164r30208a5nz.jpg:4fe39][img]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4762/0891164r30208a5nz.th.jpg[/img][/url:4fe39]
our gateway
[url=http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0891164r305425a1ej.jpg:4fe39][img]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6168/0891164r305425a1ej.th.jpg[/img][/url:4fe39]
nuf said
[url=http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0896164r102410a1rw.jpg:4fe39][img]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6025/0896164r102410a1rw.th.jpg[/img][/url:4fe39]
m4a1
[url=http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0896164r102812a0vu.jpg:4fe39][img]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/75/0896164r102812a0vu.th.jpg[/img][/url:4fe39]
HOLY SHIT CS:S AT TEH JAMBOREE!!!!?
[url=http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0896164r102611a8wv.jpg:4fe39][img]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7362/0896164r102611a8wv.th.jpg[/img][/url:4fe39]

The Army and Coast Guard tried to recruit me like 5 times while I was there.
once for my handgun score 147 / 150
another time at the rifle range. all shots within the diameter of a quarter. ill scan in the target later.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-08-2005 11:50 PM

the goatse t-shirt from a while back still pwns all t-shirts I know

Old Reliable 08-08-2005 11:52 PM

american pride t-shirt hake:

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2005 11:52 PM

I read Colemans blog weekly. It is a great insight on his truly magnificent golden years.

Forte 08-09-2005 12:00 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":16414]american pride t-shirt hake:[/quote:16414]
stfu we could only wear boy scout regulation shirts. (wow that sounded nerdy)

Coleman 08-09-2005 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
The Army and Coast Guard tried to recruit me like 5 times while I was there.
once for my handgun score 147 / 150
another time at the rifle range. all shots within the diameter of a quarter. ill scan in the target later.

omg sniper jacksun!!11

good job beer:

jujumantb 08-09-2005 12:03 AM

That little get together embodies everything I dislike about our country...

Hawke 08-09-2005 12:15 AM

Duffy is turning into Sclass. ed:

Doctor Duffy 08-09-2005 12:19 AM

Who is Schlass?

Coleman 08-09-2005 12:22 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d1bba]Who is Schlass?[/quote:d1bba] happy:

Forte 08-09-2005 12:24 AM

ban heeem

anyway heres a pic of the armys' "recruiting tool"

Yes kids, you too can drive around the streets of Baghdad in your very own pimped out hummer.
[url=http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0891164r304219a1oz.jpg:b0310][img]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9774/0891164r304219a1oz.th.jpg[/img][/url:b0310]

Old Reliable 08-09-2005 12:34 AM

hummers are ghey for civvies

Sgt. Paine 08-09-2005 12:50 AM

where was this jamboree, and why would you travel to it (if you were out of state)

meaning whats so great about it.

Forte 08-09-2005 12:58 AM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":aae13]where was this jamboree, and why would you travel to it (if you were out of state)

meaning whats so great about it.[/quote:aae13]

only happens every 4 years... I got to see the president, meet someone in my cs:s clan, get any merit badge possible, and bang the Hong Kong and Swedish Venture scouts.

Sgt. Paine 08-09-2005 01:00 AM

[quote=Forte]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt. Paine":e5a91
where was this jamboree, and why would you travel to it (if you were out of state)

meaning whats so great about it.

only happens every 4 years... I got to see the president, meet someone in my cs:s clan, get any merit badge possible, and bang the Hong Kong and Swedish Venture scouts.[/quote:e5a91]

president: $1

cs clan: $200

merit badge: $17

banging another boy scout troop: priceless yes i know they're girls

Hawke 08-09-2005 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
anyway heres a pic of the armys' "recruiting tool"

Yes kids, you too can drive around the streets of Baghdad in your very own pimped out hummer.

I hope you realize that is nothing like what the army actually uses.

They are unbelievably uncomfortable and are usually beat to death. And the paint job is obviously different.

elstatec 08-09-2005 05:54 AM

just back from germania,

moir enjoying a proper bier in the fatherland
[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/eld002.jpg[/img]

jumping off a motorway bridgeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/eld001.jpg[/img]

me all wettttttttttttt
[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/eld003.jpg[/img]

geRV 08-09-2005 08:08 AM

Doing your best rock impression in that bottom one i guess. eek: oOo: annoy: the_finger:

Mr.Buttocks 08-09-2005 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
just back from germania,

moir enjoying a proper bier in the fatherland
[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/eld002.jpg[/img]


angel:

Old Reliable 08-09-2005 09:35 AM

Don't hand out beer to kids hake:

Jakke 08-09-2005 11:56 AM

me on (cheap) BBQ



[img]http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/6687/dsc013493da.jpg[/img]

Doctor Duffy 08-09-2005 11:59 AM

Haha, is that tofu?

Jakke 08-09-2005 12:03 PM

yes freak:

strvs 08-09-2005 02:53 PM

spank:

lasagna 08-09-2005 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
yes freak:

Hippie Commie Bastard, tofu is for teh redz.

Jakke 08-09-2005 04:18 PM

i fuck your mom's in her tight asses while you look at it crying sleeping:


i like tofu, so what?

geRV 08-09-2005 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
i fuck your mom's in her tight asses while you look at it crying sleeping:


eek: offtopic: ban:


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