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geRV 06-24-2007 10:41 PM

4 fatasses in a school gym try to have a wrestling match.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=RUS_AlcJwow

oOo:

To quote a guy form another forum "blind 3 year old mentally retarded wheelchair bound kids could have put on a better match".

Whatada 06-24-2007 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNKswcoDfLQ


LOL home school kids are fucking weird

that's one of the most awkward things i've ever watched in my life.

Coleman 06-24-2007 11:02 PM

lmao gervis. great find. pure gold.

Tripper 06-24-2007 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whatada
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNKswcoDfLQ


LOL home school kids are fucking weird

that's one of the most awkward things i've ever watched in my life.

That kid was a little homo - I hate kids like that.

Milla 06-24-2007 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
4 fatasses in a school gym try to have a wrestling match.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=RUS_AlcJwow

oOo:

To quote a guy form another forum "blind 3 year old mentally retarded wheelchair bound kids could have put on a better match".

Dude coming off the top rope at 8:45 in had me rofling .

Simo Häyhä 06-25-2007 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
what does 23-40 days in jail get you:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris ... illion.php

cmon what that interview gonna be

OMG Those 3 weeks of sitting bymyself alone with no other prisoners around me and no one paying attention to me were so scary! THEN like every 2 days I was allowed to see my family like omg inbd my bff jill came to see me

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris ... iew_ca.php



[quote:597c1]NBC has canceled their $1 million interview with Paris Hilton, most likely from the pressure of the entire world calling them ass clowns. No official reason was given, but NBC is backtracking and saying they never sealed the deal on the interview to begin with, so there was nothing really there to cancel. Clearly they're just trying to cover their asses now. They obviously wanted the interview and were willing to pay $1 million for it, and then the internet exploded with anger and they backed down.

[/quote:597c1]
justice

Milla 06-25-2007 12:54 AM

Damn right lol

Nyck 06-25-2007 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNKswcoDfLQ


LOL home school kids are fucking weird

welcome to 2 weeks ago omgphag biggrin:

http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/vie ... ly#1111666

elstatec 06-25-2007 07:22 AM

wtf retard, interbreeding im thinking.

he has one of those pube tache's like toni has. happy:

mr.miyagi 06-25-2007 09:47 AM

caps lock time:

CAN ANYONE FIND ME A LINK TO THE VIDEO OF ALL THE DOWN SYNDROMES AT A DISCO?!

I KNOW THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE BUT IM GOING TO HELL ANYWAYS

I really, really need to see it asap!!!!!!!!!! mad:

Simo Häyhä 06-25-2007 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Whatada
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNKswcoDfLQ


LOL home school kids are fucking weird

that's one of the most awkward things i've ever watched in my life.

That kid was a little homo - I hate kids like that.

Oh jesus, poor kid, his life is ruined.

Bucknub 06-25-2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck

LOL that was hilarious

im so glad the parents did something.

Sgt. Paine 06-25-2007 06:11 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ca_1182749273
I like how they insult him, it made me lol.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e19_1182236147

that made me lol also

mr.miyagi 06-25-2007 06:27 PM

sheep vs marine, heh
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e2d_1182766592

Chronic Diarrhea 06-25-2007 08:27 PM

[img]http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4729/singingsharkuj6.png[/img]

Whatada 06-25-2007 11:45 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0b8c7][img]http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4729/singingsharkuj6.png[/img][/quote:0b8c7]wtflmfao

Milla 06-26-2007 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck

LOL that was hilarious

im so glad the parents did something.

<Domestic Abuse>

fucking rofl

Milla 06-26-2007 12:48 AM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":159bc]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ca_1182749273
I like how they insult him, it made me lol.

[url="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e19_1182236147"]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e19_1182236147[/url]

that made me lol also[/quote:159bc]

ROFL @ both of those, the 1st one was funny as hell.

Bullitt 06-26-2007 03:43 AM

[img]http://5.imageshack.us/img243/3185/mul74y5.jpg[/img]

strvs 06-26-2007 06:47 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0702b][img]http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4729/singingsharkuj6.png[/img][/quote:0702b]
LOL.

mr.miyagi 06-26-2007 08:58 AM

new Hitman film trailer:

http://www.joblo.com/hitman-trailer-hits

small size..

Nyck 06-26-2007 12:53 PM

hottie outside my office, smallest picture ever on my cellphone to zoom to her

nice large c small d cup and legs

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/174270273_577790679_0.jpg[/img]

Coleman 06-26-2007 01:00 PM

you suck

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-26-2007 03:44 PM

[quote=strvs]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Chronic Diarrhea":a0c93
[img]http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4729/singingsharkuj6.png[/img]

LOL.[/quote:a0c93]

elstatec 06-26-2007 04:13 PM

[quote:9a47a]Germany has banned the makers of Tom Cruise's new movie from filming at military sites in the country because the actor is a Scientologist.

The German defence ministry said Cruise has "publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult".

Scientology masquerades as a religion to make money, Germany said, but leaders of the church reject this. [/quote:9a47a]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6240312.stm

I mean what does it take to be so stupid to believe in such crap? Xenu? Fucking aliens? The Galactic Confederacy? I mean other religions, well they at least seem a bit more believable, but whats with all these hollywood types and such into it? jason lee? he is the last person i would ever think would be into it, but damn go Germany.

elstatec 06-26-2007 04:15 PM

oh and

[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/robocopbluescreen.jpg[/img]

Tripper 06-26-2007 06:10 PM

rolf robooo cooop

mr.miyagi 06-26-2007 07:14 PM

Peter Jackson recently shot a 10 minute short film set in WWI on a specific high-def camera. It's called "Crossing the Line". I found a clip of said film. The fastest mirror I could find was here:

http://www.appliedvisual.com/redclips/crossing1.mov

The clip is in high def, or at least 1024x512, 91 MB. More info on the film and the cameras used here:
http://youmakemedia.com/2007/04/23/clip ... -the-line/

A few other mirrors:
http://www.pixelquestfilms.com/crossing1.mov
http://simplemente.net/crossing1.mov
http://www.3dspark.com/RED_One/crossing1.mov

Nyck 06-26-2007 10:17 PM

suck my google Threw a no hitter with Jeremy Bonderman in my season all star custom settings

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/nohitter.jpg[/img]

Coleman 06-27-2007 04:30 AM

what was your error?

Nyck 06-27-2007 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
what was your error?

that was there error, their outfielder misplayed a flyball. The only reason it wasnt a perfect game was I beaned someone in the 7th inning on a 1-2 pitch..FUCK

tomxtr 06-27-2007 11:00 AM

Taken by my buddy at work the other day.oOo:
[img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5238/dsc03492us2.jpg[/img]

ninty 06-27-2007 12:13 PM

The lot's full, mister.
Don't give me that crap.
You've got a space.
The lot's full.
Find a spot, dickhead.
- "Dickhead?" - That's right. Where's the manager?
"Dickhead?"
Park the car, butt breath!
"Butt breath?"
Wait a minute. Hold everything. That's a wig, isn't it?
- Park the car. - That's a wig!
Wig! Wig!
- Red alert! - Park the car, asshole! Shut up!
Girls! It's a rug!
What's going on here? Hi, Lou.
This rude little punk won't park my car.
Mahoney, park this car!
There aren't any spots.
Do it now or you're fired. You understand? Fired.
That's not fair, the guy has a bad attitude.
Do it!
I want you to apologize to this man, then park his car.
Yes, sir.
I'm sorry.
Get out of here.
And clean the ashtray, too.
I'm sorry, Lou. You just can't get good help these days.
They don't respect customers or property.
They don't respect respect.
Holy shit! Jesus!
It fits! Damn thing fits.
I thought there were no more spaces! Am I an idiot?

KTOG 06-27-2007 04:18 PM

http://www.allaboutvids.com/view_video. ... 063f4ac58a

MadMan 06-27-2007 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
Taken by my buddy at work the other day.oOo:
[img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5238/dsc03492us2.jpg[/img]

ten bucks, says it was a woman driving.

ninty 06-27-2007 06:16 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715644

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-27-2007 08:14 PM

Nirvana "nevermind" baby turns 17

[url:7a7f5]http://chompchomp.us/2007/06/26/baby-from-nirvana-nevermind-cd-cover/[/url:7a7f5]

Milla 06-27-2007 09:33 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":a2450]Nirvana "nevermind" baby turns 17

[url:a2450]http://chompchomp.us/2007/06/26/baby-from-nirvana-nevermind-cd-cover/[/url:a2450][/quote:a2450]

Wonder if his penis got bigger, he looks like your typical SoCal fuck head.

Milla 06-27-2007 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMan
Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
Taken by my buddy at work the other day.oOo:
[img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5238/dsc03492us2.jpg[/img]

ten bucks, says it was a woman driving.

How in the fuck?!

geRV 06-27-2007 09:40 PM

Almost looks lke the scene from the diehard 4 trailer where a card flips and flattens 2 other cars.


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