just give me time nigger.

Doug is frozen in time.

Why are you drinking with some old dude? Is he your dad or something or is he just trying to get a couple 19-20 something dudes drunk so he can play with your balls.

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Kinda looks like this guy after a scrub and a partial shave

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oOo:

just got back from the medical center. I have an extreme case of an inflamed red eye. Awesome. I have a bunch of drops to use.

Is "red eye" that much worse than "pink eye"?

Rinse your eye out with Jack Daniel's. You'll be fine.

use that excuse to get laid

[quote="Sgt. Paine":84533]use that excuse to get laid[/quote:84533]yeah, i'm sure all the ladies would love my fucked up eye biggrin:

lmao

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escaped convict

Best beer pong team ever. Took other teams hours to beat us.
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I know these kids that can literally make a beer pong table out of anything. I saw these kids jerry rig a beer pong table out of a piano.

[quote="Airborne Butters":fec01]I know these kids that can literally make a beer pong table out of anything. I saw these kids jerry rig a beer pong table out of a piano.[/quote:fec01]
Weve ripped a shelf out of a closet, taken doors off of our armouirs(sp), used random shelves, stripped someones bed and threw the matress off of it, ripped a door off the wall and used that. We will use anything semi flat.

Christ, those sideburns are big. you better shave them. now.

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escaped convict[/quote:cb603]

hmmmm


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no they are my trademark plus they drive girls wild what with the tickling of the inner thighs and all.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":30090]no they are my trademark plus they drive girls wild what with the tickling of the inner thighs and all.[/quote:30090]

Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.

[quote=Tripper]Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.[/quote:baac5]

LOL

[quote=Tripper]Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.[/quote:cb9f1]
Well you are better at suckign dick than me. Im not at all ashamed of never having actually done so.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":5d56a][quote=Tripper]Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.[/quote:5d56a]
Well you are better at suckign dick than me. Im not at all ashamed of never having actually done so.[/quote:5d56a]

Lying won't further your cause.

Cottage cheese and side burns don't mix.

Cock cheese and side burns don't mix.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":672e8]You must be packing some manly genitials, because that height of yours is beastly.[/quote:672e8]
my ceiling is short. im only 5'10''.....but yes, i am packing some manly genitals

Doug is the coolest mother fucker ever...and he left in the morning to go bang someones wife.

He's chris's dad...well he is just an awesome guy who sticks artound for chris as he is not his biological father and he was never married to chris's mother...but hes the only one who is nice enough to stick around and give Chris a father figure...basically funds his mother too because she fell on hard times.

So...out of a lot of people I know...doug definally is up there as the best people to know.

A homewrecker? What a loser.

nah...and when I say married...I mean more so that she and her husband are split up...just not divorced yet.

Don't see why attacking people you dn't know makes you feel satisfied. Like Nyck's wife and so on...like when you don't know the people why speak of them in a shitty manner just because of the person who is posting about them.

All I hear is bullshit this bullshit that and then im told im a child while you guys are displaying the only childishness I ever see.

Let's get all banged up with kids half my age. Rock on! Some father figure.

I'm not saying saying I know the guy or pretend to know him, but that's still kind of creepy when a man of his years hangs around younger people.


I've seen a few people here try it and they basically get shunned.

Don't see why the word Kid would be involved. As neither of us are classified as kids anymore. We arne't the type of people, like you probably in your youth...who gets drunk to act and do stupid shit...we just chill and talk and play some poker.

Compared to 'ole Doug, you're kids. Like Butters said its a little creepy. In your pics it looks like Doug over did it a bit. You're right though, Doug looks like a helluva guy. oOo:

I just think Adults are more interesting...Everyone around my age are idiots and I like conversation and stories...instead of people trying to kick each others balls, or causing arguments...or breaking everybodys shit in their house.

omg pyro, you're not like those other boys. You're soooooo mature. I wanna get with you.

hes like in his 50's prob has more than just this chris dude out of wedlock, not married, fucks other dudes wifes.

Class dude

Nah, he doens't have any kids. He isn't stupid enough to fuck up like that.

Hell...nothing wrong with fucking wife's...if the man aint pleasin the lady...thent he lady is going to ahve to find someone knew.

Girls cheat more than guys and im going to prove it one day.

by watching other dudes bang your gf/wife

fuck marriage.

People belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness. If you don't believe in that then consider fkn marriage.

Who said I was satisfied?

When have I ever "attacked" Nyck's wife? oOo:

Go let Doug fuck you in the ass and make a man out of you, beautiful.

BUT YOURE TOO RACIST TO BE OTHELLO!
Unless youre Iago....
Which would make TGB! Othello...
Whoa ed: