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Pyro 12-01-2005 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
You suck at the internet.

just give me time nigger.

Mr.Buttocks 12-01-2005 03:13 PM

Doug is frozen in time.

Nyck 12-01-2005 03:18 PM

Why are you drinking with some old dude? Is he your dad or something or is he just trying to get a couple 19-20 something dudes drunk so he can play with your balls.

geRV 12-01-2005 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Why are you drinking with some old dude? Is he your dad or something or is he just trying to get a couple 19-20 something dudes drunk so he can play with your balls.

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geRV 12-01-2005 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
[img]http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9835/doug13yx.jpg[/img]
Doug

Kinda looks like this guy after a scrub and a partial shave

[img]http://ktait.net/other/meandbum.jpg[/img]

oOo:

Coleman 12-01-2005 03:47 PM

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heh your eye looks like arnold in total recall when he gets sucked onto the surface of mars.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

just got back from the medical center. I have an extreme case of an inflamed red eye. Awesome. I have a bunch of drops to use.

Zoner 12-01-2005 03:57 PM

Is "red eye" that much worse than "pink eye"?

Rinse your eye out with Jack Daniel's. You'll be fine.

Sgt. Paine 12-01-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Milla
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Originally Posted by Nyck
heh your eye looks like arnold in total recall when he gets sucked onto the surface of mars.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

just got back from the medical center. I have an extreme case of an inflamed red eye. Awesome. I have a bunch of drops to use.

use that excuse to get laid

Coleman 12-01-2005 04:22 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":84533]
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Originally Posted by Nyck
heh your eye looks like arnold in total recall when he gets sucked onto the surface of mars.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

just got back from the medical center. I have an extreme case of an inflamed red eye. Awesome. I have a bunch of drops to use.

use that excuse to get laid[/quote:84533]yeah, i'm sure all the ladies would love my fucked up eye biggrin:

Tripper 12-01-2005 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Why are you drinking with some old dude? Is he your dad or something or is he just trying to get a couple 19-20 something dudes drunk so he can play with your balls.

lmao

mr.miyagi 12-01-2005 07:02 PM

[img]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4865/novsmll2qn.jpg[/img]

escaped convict

Unknown_Sniper 12-01-2005 07:13 PM

Best beer pong team ever. Took other teams hours to beat us.
[img]http://photos-522.facebook.com/n6/522/n160400412_30008522_7601.jpg[/img]

Airborne Butters 12-01-2005 07:27 PM

I know these kids that can literally make a beer pong table out of anything. I saw these kids jerry rig a beer pong table out of a piano.

Unknown_Sniper 12-01-2005 07:33 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":fec01]I know these kids that can literally make a beer pong table out of anything. I saw these kids jerry rig a beer pong table out of a piano.[/quote:fec01]
Weve ripped a shelf out of a closet, taken doors off of our armouirs(sp), used random shelves, stripped someones bed and threw the matress off of it, ripped a door off the wall and used that. We will use anything semi flat.

12-01-2005 08:07 PM

Christ, those sideburns are big. you better shave them. now.

Airborne Butters 12-01-2005 08:16 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":cb603][img]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4865/novsmll2qn.jpg[/img]

escaped convict[/quote:cb603]

hmmmm


[img]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_transporter/jason_statham/transporter8.jpg[/img]

Unknown_Sniper 12-01-2005 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Christ, those sideburns are big. you better shave them. now.

no they are my trademark plus they drive girls wild what with the tickling of the inner thighs and all.

Tripper 12-01-2005 08:45 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":30090]
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Christ, those sideburns are big. you better shave them. now.

no they are my trademark plus they drive girls wild what with the tickling of the inner thighs and all.[/quote:30090]

Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.

Chronic Diarrhea 12-01-2005 08:50 PM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Christ, those sideburns are big. you better shave them. now.

no they are my trademark plus they drive girls wild what with the tickling of the inner thighs and all.

Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.[/quote:baac5]

LOL

Unknown_Sniper 12-01-2005 09:46 PM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":cb9f1
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Christ, those sideburns are big. you better shave them. now.

no they are my trademark plus they drive girls wild what with the tickling of the inner thighs and all.

Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.[/quote:cb9f1]
Well you are better at suckign dick than me. Im not at all ashamed of never having actually done so.

Tripper 12-01-2005 09:52 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":5d56a][quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Christ, those sideburns are big. you better shave them. now.

no they are my trademark plus they drive girls wild what with the tickling of the inner thighs and all.

Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.[/quote:5d56a]
Well you are better at suckign dick than me. Im not at all ashamed of never having actually done so.[/quote:5d56a]

Lying won't further your cause.

KTOG 12-01-2005 10:19 PM

Cottage cheese and side burns don't mix.

elstatec 12-02-2005 10:24 AM

Cock cheese and side burns don't mix.

Jotun 12-02-2005 02:41 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":672e8]
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[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/jotun/uh.jpg[/img]

You must be packing some manly genitials, because that height of yours is beastly.[/quote:672e8]
my ceiling is short. im only 5'10''.....but yes, i am packing some manly genitals

Pyro 12-02-2005 03:54 PM

Doug is the coolest mother fucker ever...and he left in the morning to go bang someones wife.

He's chris's dad...well he is just an awesome guy who sticks artound for chris as he is not his biological father and he was never married to chris's mother...but hes the only one who is nice enough to stick around and give Chris a father figure...basically funds his mother too because she fell on hard times.

So...out of a lot of people I know...doug definally is up there as the best people to know.

Tripper 12-02-2005 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Doug is the coolest mother fucker ever...and he left in the morning to go bang someones wife.

He's chris's dad...well he is just an awesome guy who sticks artound for chris as he is not his biological father and he was never married to chris's mother...but hes the only one who is nice enough to stick around and give Chris a father figure...basically funds his mother too because she fell on hard times.

So...out of a lot of people I know...doug definally is up there as the best people to know.

A homewrecker? What a loser.

Pyro 12-02-2005 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Pyro
Doug is the coolest mother fucker ever...and he left in the morning to go bang someones wife.

He's chris's dad...well he is just an awesome guy who sticks artound for chris as he is not his biological father and he was never married to chris's mother...but hes the only one who is nice enough to stick around and give Chris a father figure...basically funds his mother too because she fell on hard times.

So...out of a lot of people I know...doug definally is up there as the best people to know.

A homewrecker? What a loser.

nah...and when I say married...I mean more so that she and her husband are split up...just not divorced yet.

Don't see why attacking people you dn't know makes you feel satisfied. Like Nyck's wife and so on...like when you don't know the people why speak of them in a shitty manner just because of the person who is posting about them.

All I hear is bullshit this bullshit that and then im told im a child while you guys are displaying the only childishness I ever see.

tomxtr 12-02-2005 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Doug is the coolest mother fucker ever...and he left in the morning to go bang someones wife.

He's chris's dad...well he is just an awesome guy who sticks artound for chris as he is not his biological father and he was never married to chris's mother...but hes the only one who is nice enough to stick around and give Chris a father figure...basically funds his mother too because she fell on hard times.

So...out of a lot of people I know...doug definally is up there as the best people to know.

Let's get all banged up with kids half my age. Rock on! Some father figure.

Airborne Butters 12-02-2005 04:04 PM

I'm not saying saying I know the guy or pretend to know him, but that's still kind of creepy when a man of his years hangs around younger people.


I've seen a few people here try it and they basically get shunned.

Pyro 12-02-2005 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tomxtr
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Originally Posted by Pyro
Doug is the coolest mother fucker ever...and he left in the morning to go bang someones wife.

He's chris's dad...well he is just an awesome guy who sticks artound for chris as he is not his biological father and he was never married to chris's mother...but hes the only one who is nice enough to stick around and give Chris a father figure...basically funds his mother too because she fell on hard times.

So...out of a lot of people I know...doug definally is up there as the best people to know.

Let's get all banged up with kids half my age. Rock on! Some father figure.

Don't see why the word Kid would be involved. As neither of us are classified as kids anymore. We arne't the type of people, like you probably in your youth...who gets drunk to act and do stupid shit...we just chill and talk and play some poker.

tomxtr 12-02-2005 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by "Pyro
Don't see why the word Kid would be involved. As neither of us are classified as kids anymore. We arne't the type of people, like you probably in your youth...who gets drunk to act and do stupid shit...we just chill and talk and play some poker.

Compared to 'ole Doug, you're kids. Like Butters said its a little creepy. In your pics it looks like Doug over did it a bit. You're right though, Doug looks like a helluva guy. oOo:

Pyro 12-02-2005 04:18 PM

I just think Adults are more interesting...Everyone around my age are idiots and I like conversation and stories...instead of people trying to kick each others balls, or causing arguments...or breaking everybodys shit in their house.

Coleman 12-02-2005 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
I just think Adults are more interesting...Everyone around my age are idiots and I like conversation and stories...instead of people trying to kick each others balls, or causing arguments...or breaking everybodys shit in their house.

omg pyro, you're not like those other boys. You're soooooo mature. I wanna get with you.

Nyck 12-02-2005 04:37 PM

hes like in his 50's prob has more than just this chris dude out of wedlock, not married, fucks other dudes wifes.

Class dude

Pyro 12-02-2005 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
hes like in his 50's prob has more than just this chris dude out of wedlock, not married, fucks other dudes wifes.

Class dude

Nah, he doens't have any kids. He isn't stupid enough to fuck up like that.

Hell...nothing wrong with fucking wife's...if the man aint pleasin the lady...thent he lady is going to ahve to find someone knew.

Girls cheat more than guys and im going to prove it one day.

Nyck 12-02-2005 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Nyck

Girls cheat more than guys and im going to prove it one day.


by watching other dudes bang your gf/wife

Pyro 12-02-2005 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Nyck

Girls cheat more than guys and im going to prove it one day.

by watching other dudes bang your gf/wife


fuck marriage.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-02-2005 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Nyck

Girls cheat more than guys and im going to prove it one day.

by watching other dudes bang your gf/wife

fuck marriage.


People belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness. If you don't believe in that then consider fkn marriage.

Tripper 12-02-2005 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Pyro
Doug is the coolest mother fucker ever...and he left in the morning to go bang someones wife.

He's chris's dad...well he is just an awesome guy who sticks artound for chris as he is not his biological father and he was never married to chris's mother...but hes the only one who is nice enough to stick around and give Chris a father figure...basically funds his mother too because she fell on hard times.

So...out of a lot of people I know...doug definally is up there as the best people to know.

A homewrecker? What a loser.

nah...and when I say married...I mean more so that she and her husband are split up...just not divorced yet.

Don't see why attacking people you dn't know makes you feel satisfied. Like Nyck's wife and so on...like when you don't know the people why speak of them in a shitty manner just because of the person who is posting about them.

All I hear is bullshit this bullshit that and then im told im a child while you guys are displaying the only childishness I ever see.

Who said I was satisfied?

When have I ever "attacked" Nyck's wife? oOo:

Go let Doug fuck you in the ass and make a man out of you, beautiful.

CoMaToSe 12-03-2005 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Girls cheat more than guys and im going to prove it one day.

BUT YOURE TOO RACIST TO BE OTHELLO!
Unless youre Iago....
Which would make TGB! Othello...
Whoa ed:


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