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Nyck 05-17-2007 09:11 AM

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ninty 05-17-2007 12:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjPfzKbY ... Ft%3D42607

mr.miyagi 05-17-2007 07:06 PM

lol so many memories of this map

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-LiYrIqIDM

gtboys34 05-18-2007 02:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_jDJONCFsU

not related.. rolleyes:

Zoner 05-18-2007 08:02 AM

[img]http://grampyshouse.net/fotoshop/may07/sk8er_1.jpg[/img]

Simo Häyhä 05-18-2007 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_jDJONCFsU

not related.. rolleyes:

that was dumb as hell, why did you even bother posting it?

MadMan 05-18-2007 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
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happy: @ the Caution.!

duh common sense?

jujumantb 05-18-2007 10:08 AM

Jokes dont normally make me laugh but biggrin:

I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting...

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

mr.miyagi 05-18-2007 12:58 PM

I wish one of these car washes were in my area eek:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18735121/

ninty 05-18-2007 02:38 PM

i just pissed all over my shoe

Nyck 05-18-2007 02:51 PM

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Mr.Buttocks 05-18-2007 03:55 PM

New Pumpkins single: http://www.spinner.com/2007/05/18/new-m ... -pumpkins/
rock:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-18-2007 04:34 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2380b]New Pumpkins single: [url="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=X8RRUO3W"]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=X8RRUO3W[/url]

rock:[/quote:2380b] Smashing!

Tripper 05-18-2007 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
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lol why is he so disgusted? Aside from the fact her hair is young einsteining it shes pretty hot.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-19-2007 03:24 PM

young einsteining it?


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