wake up

sleep first period

sleep second period

physics test

lunch

sleep through Hamlet readining in english

home

go over to Shanes and play some music there (he has a band and they store all the equipment in his house)

Play THPS 3, get whooped

come home, play vice city

eat

come on computer

hey i just realized im a huge disappointment

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY!
 

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":ae43e]blah, blah, blah, blah.........[/quote:ae43e]

*v-4-1* "Is that all you got?"

*v-4-5* "Come back when you've had some target practice!"

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY!
 

[quote=pest]*v-4-1* "Is that all you got?"

*v-4-5* "Come back when you've had some target practice!"[/quote:090e1]

Dont be mad at me cause you like your pussy to have more FUNK than James Brown.

Some peolpe take showers in the morning. Big talk from someone that pissed himself.

[quote:d767a]Some peolpe take showers in the morning. Big talk from someone that pissed himself.[/quote:d767a]

Some. Just not your wife. Gotcha.

And it's not like I had some hooker lick my leg after me willy went all wild.

Although...

Hell better to be the giver of funk than the receiver. You my friend, are a PURE FUNK lover.

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY!
 

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":88cc1][quote=pest]*v-4-1* "Is that all you got?"

*v-4-5* "Come back when you've had some target practice!"[/quote:88cc1]

Dont be mad at me cause you like your pussy to have more FUNK than James Brown.[/quote:88cc1]

haha thats the funniest thing ive heard in a long time

The things we learn from you Ed, we are truley grateful.

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":9aed3]

Hell better to be the giver of funk than the receiver. [/quote:9aed3]

Thats true. Personally, I like to spit in frozen dinners, reseal them and put them in the work fridge. ed:

Hmm, lemme sum up what i did yesterday. Got up for work, took a shower then drove the 15 minutes in with no traffic. Had something to eat once i got there. read the paper, went downstairs to the gym during lunch, then came back and actually ate lunch. Read some more of the paper and talked to a few co-workers till it was time to leave. Left at 3:00 and was in my front door by 3:15. Went to therapy for my ankle (injured it on the job.....go figure!!) and was home by 5:00 just in time for dinner. Played with the kid after dinner racing slot cars until around 8:00. Kissed the kid goodnight, went on the computer till 9:00, took a shower, watched "Gone in 60 Seconds" on DVD and "played" with the wife 'til we fell asleep.

Man, i live a boring life!! wink:

OK, this was what yesterday was like for me....
10:00am woke up
10:02am phoned in sick
10:00am watched some TV (price is right owns!)
11:00am ate some lunch
11:15am sat on toilet and prepared for deployment
11:16am deployed, successfully
11:45am still in bathroom reading an article on how to cook dinner on your engine.
12:01pm coughed up my left lung
1:00pm stripped naked and played vice city
2:45pm coughed up my right kidney
3:58pm sold my kidney on ebay for $4,678
4:20pm well..... do i need to explain?
5:00pm fell asleep on the couch covered with cheetos
11:00pm woke up, scratched my kischkas.
11:05pm browsed these forums
2:45am dozed off, dreaming about spending my kidney money.

the precedeing text is not to be taken seriously.

YESS!!!!!!!!!!

BOSS GONE TODAY!!!!!

FREE DAY!!!!!!!

ROCK OUT!!!!!!

here's my last Thursday:

I woke up at 0-dark-thirty, proceeded to the university at 0730 (otherwise you can't park)
First class at 0830
followed by damn early breakfast so I could make a boring ass Calc 3 lecture at 1130. Followed by a 5 hour Chemical Analysis lab, and then a Calc 3 exam at 1930.

overall a crappy day (but at least I aced Calc3 biggrin: )

[quote:7b52c]Trust me when some of you (God willing - cause Lord knows some of you pent up folks [Green, Law, Von Meyer, the late Sh3ll-Shock] need it) get to that point, you will know 100% what I am talking about.
[/quote:7b52c] lmao i have kids and many girlfriends. i get laid more than you i garantee. buy a car you loser. maybe you could take a chick out on a date.
but try not to shit yourself on it.

[quote:28056]lmao i have kids and many girlfriends. i get laid more than you i garantee. buy a car you loser. maybe you could take a chick out on a date.
but try not to shit yourself on it.[/quote:28056]

I believe this 100%. No, I seriously do. Cause remember, AUNTIE is a former hooker and you know hookers have to be GORGEOUS for short, bald, middle aged white men to spend money to sleep with them. I mean, they're not JUST looking to get their dick sucked or jerked, they want to PERSONALLY sleep with that SPECIFIC person. Du'H.

So. Law comes from WHORE genes, and this is why I believe he has a ton of kids, and ever more babies mommas.