hey hey hey!
 

my name is reffred to as Red sometimes and my Bday was on the 29th , Close enuff eh?

w00t Red.

Happy Birthday Red. You and my now 8 year old son share the same birthday biggrin:

Once upon a time, Redsoccerdevil was taking a walk outside to visit a friend. He had to cross the street to get to his friend's house. Without looking both ways (naughty Red!), he walked across without discresion. His fate of safety met him in his 3rd and 4th rib, as a Dodge Ram has plowed into his side. Red was ok, only a little bruised.

A few hours later, Red heard the Ice Cream truck, and ran outside to catch up with it. Well, the only thing he caught up with was another car. He again, was hit by a car, this time straight to his chest. But again, he came away with a few bruises and some scratches. What Red didn't realize until later, was that the car that hit him the 2nd time WAS the same as the first, a Dodge Ram. He had gotten hit twice by the SAME CAR in ONE DAY!

With this, his new persona was born: Speedbump.

Happy belated birthday, Speedbump!!!

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":3ca96]...What Red didn't realize until later, was that the car that hit him the 2nd time WAS the same as the first, a Dodge Ram. He had gotten hit twice by the SAME CAR in ONE DAY!...[/quote:3ca96]

Get the hell outta here! You can't be serious.

Oh, it be true.

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":50863]Once upon a time, Redsoccerdevil was taking a walk outside to visit a friend. He had to cross the street to get to his friend's house. Without looking both ways (naughty Red!), he walked across without discresion. His fate of safety met him in his 3rd and 4th rib, as a Dodge Ram has plowed into his side. Red was ok, only a little bruised.

A few hours later, Red heard the Ice Cream truck, and ran outside to catch up with it. Well, the only thing he caught up with was another car. He again, was hit by a car, this time straight to his chest. But again, he came away with a few bruises and some scratches. What Red didn't realize until later, was that the car that hit him the 2nd time WAS the same as the first, a Dodge Ram. He had gotten hit twice by the SAME CAR in ONE DAY!

With this, his new persona was born: Speedbump.

Happy belated birthday, Speedbump!!![/quote:50863]

You forgot about the driver!

He is. Very sad day for me. :(

->Red

Happy Birthday to the "Big RED One".
Look both ways xxxxxxxxxxxx. biggrin: