Ya know your obbssesed with WW2 and MOH:AA when...

a couple months ago I was in-line at Publix and some German tourist lady butted me and I was like "excuse me ma'am, the line starts back there." she continued to ignore me until I said "hey kraut, move your ass to the back" Everyone turned around and I was like "whoops, sorry "

Yea I felt pretty racist..

iv started yelling out "OWNED!" all the time now. i feel so stupid though cause no one else finds it funny :(

[quote="Capt. John Miller":aff2a]I was trying to teach my friend how to play lacrosse and i made him throw the ball to me, and he missed me by like 10 feet over my head so im like "dude i cant teach you your such a n00b." hes like "a what? wtf is a n00b?" im like "nevermind"[/quote:aff2a]

Lacrosse can't be taught your born knowing how to play., kinda like hockey. Everyone else is just a N00b.

the term "Owned" is something i hear myself using more and more now. And it's all thanks to all of your sigs.... oOo:

I say "I own j00" Every now and then.

[quote=Argon]Lacrosse can't be taught your born knowing how to play., kinda like hockey. Everyone else is just a N00b.[/quote:99b28]
Yeha, I'm a pretty good goal tender, must be the french canadian blood in me.

haha nice sig scrotum..i see you used my pic
but back on the topic yea i always yell owned when i kick someones ass in real life anything, and some times i find my self saying that things a leet..

also i do say n00b whenever someone falls in the hall or something, but most of the time i catch myself

oh i'm born with football as my sport and cant learn how to play any other sport.

stupid theory

Exactly, thats why i cant teach anyone, you either got mad skillz, or you dont. Thats why i love the game, its so great, many nights have i come home from a game or practice with huge bruises on my arms from getting hit with the sticks

When you know everyone on AA.com

When you use hand grenades on the Fourth of July.

When you pistolwhip someone with a water gun.

I know they are cheesey, but hey, someone will like them...

I play Hockey. I've been playing for 19 years.......what position you play?
I played center for 18 years but broke my ankle in 2 spots and had 2 surgeries (Steel plate, 6 screws, 1 pin). Kept me out over 6 months. I couldnt skate as a forward like I used to. Now I have been a Goaltender for almost a full year.

[quote="Punk_Bitch":dea72]I play Hockey. I've been playing for 19 years.......what position you play?
I played center for 18 years but broke my ankle in 2 spots and had 2 surgeries (Steel plate, 6 screws, 1 pin). Kept me out over 6 months. I couldnt skate as a forward like I used to. Now I have been a Goaltender for almost a full year.[/quote:dea72]
I told you GOALIE! Been playing since 5. That's 13 years.

Ok punk this is totally off topic but milla will play along so you dont look retarted.

I play hockey for about 5 years now, im either center or right wing.