Yah, your country is full of Bullies, apparently.

my useful input in this thread:

IMNSHO whoever stocks the TP for schools, universities, etc. should be shot, hung, and re-shot.
That stuff is like sandpaper!
quite remarkable really that anyting that thin can be so coarse.


and to continue with unusual bathroom stories:

a friend told me that in their German III class they were filming skits based on a book they read (well not really a book, more of a simple longer short story)

anywho, a "kid" (not really a kid since this is HS) asked to use the phone. when the camera panned over too far to the left during the filming they caught him on tape sticking the reciever down his pants hake:

why did he do that? hake:

There was a time after lunch me and my friend were walking back to class when all of a sudden a kid in elementary was running down the hall (at the same time pulling down his pants, literally shitting all over his pants and floor, you could see the trail of shit to the bathroom!). The poor bastard I thought! I thought of that today when I almost shit my pants myself walking to the shitter. Later that day, we went back into the bathroom to see the floor literally covered with shit! The stall the kid went into shit all over the seat, floor... fucking disgusting!

... poor little bastard.

lmao ya right!

Well one time...this night..... I had a whole shitload of choclate milk and pastatio nuts.....OMFG the next day was fucking brutal..... I woke up to goto school..... and First period... I had to fucking fart like a mother fucker... but I couldnt cuz of all the ppl in my class... so I held it in... and that just made it worse..... after a couple of minutes...... it happened again... so im like ok .. Im goona shit my pants... so I was like if it does it one more time Im going home.....so guess what...... it did it agian.... so I ran to the office and signed out... and called my mom to pick me up..... so i went out side to wait for her..... and thinking "PLEASE FUCKING HURRY UP"...like fucking 15mins later she shows up.....so I ran in the car,,, and was like HURRYY UP> I GOTTA TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT.....
so she drove home as fast as she could..... and believe it or not a fucking ran to the tiolet and shit like a fucking fire hose burst open.....
man I was fucking this close |--| to shitting my pants in the car.....

phew..... happy:

Shit stories are the shit!

Man, back in college we used to take the toilet paper rolls and just throw em in the toilet so they would be all wet and unusable, so when someone had to take a shit they had to go someplace else...I didn't wanna smell it! I hate it when you can identify the shit odor with a person.....

Buckweed eats his own shit.

When we were swimming in our inground pool (like 8 years ago) my little cousin took a doody in the pool, then stuck it in the pool jets. I swear it felt like caddy shack.

ha, once after gym class we were dismissed back to the bathroom to get changed and we got back and the one stall looked like those pics posted in an earlier thread of the shit smeared everywhere! It was crazy/sick/retarted/homosexual/sick/wrong/etc.

I sit here broken hearted......

Tried to take a shit......

But only farted.

lol BucKweEd

You don't know how many times I have to shit in school, I just go to the Nurse... after awhile I have to use another excuse.

Anyone get so damn nervous for a final exam that you have explosive dirreaha, literally? I wasn't allowed to go shit because they were afraid I was going to cheat!

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Man, one time I had to fart so bad in class, and somebody made me laugh and I let loose the kind of fart that would strip the varnish off a footlocker, the kind of fart that made the CDC declare my pants a level 5 biohazard, the kind of fart that would end a marriage, the kind of fart that makes you realise that there are no more birds in your area, the kind of fart that would gag a maggot..... anywho, it was giant fart. GC rulez!

innox, that's the best siggy yet--i like the wet t-shirt, lol