Just make sure you wipe it clean on the door handle.

My friend works at a movie theatre and there was a guy that was caught jeking off to final fantasy in the theatre.

WTF? There isn't even any nude scenes in final fantasy and its all computer.

LMFAO!! holy shit!... did anyone see him doing that when he was in the theatre?

well that chick was hentai material...

[quote:f0958]My friend works at a movie theatre and there was a guy that was caught jeking off to final fantasy in the theatre.

WTF? There isn't even any nude scenes in final fantasy and its all computer. [/quote:f0958]

ROFL!

"MMmmMm, Polygons! SOOOooOo MANY!"

I think he was the only one in the theatre and one of the cleanup guys came in and saw him doing it.

Then my buddy said he heard over the walkie talkies "security to theatre 9" or watever. I think the dude got in some major trouble.

whoa shit...... I would of pissed my pants laffing at his ass

I wouldn't laugh if he shot someone in the eye.....Cum really burns!

and you know this from experience tripper?

Yeah, of course

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yea a girl that i know told me that one time she was giving a hand job to a guy and when he cummed it got on her hand and she didnt notice . then something got in her eye or something and she went to move it but eneded up just putting cum in her eye,, just thougt id share

Yeap, it burns.

speaking of man juice here's a funny story i found

[quote:bc9b6]This is a great example of "did I say that out loud???

This happened at The University of Western Ontario last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen, which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question. "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day."
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LOL!