Hire a hot girl from a strip club to come over to your house. evil:

i won't have any money left after the garand cry:

i could always hire milla...hmm he do birthdays?

Lose weight and do a girl up the butt.

ewww! Anal? Make sure you wear a condom.

well joe.. you may not get a girl, but, you could always go to prison, there's tons of bitches up in there..

alright I am officially talkin out my ass. I havent slept, its 6:35am and dammit im bored! time for another stroll downtown..blah its better at 3am downtown!

Its 1:32am here, i just got off the PS2, and my gurl just came in the door. Time for some action. heh heh heh. Oh, and Jaizen, get me that Russian font. =)

Anyway, there aren't any girls in male prisons.

ahh but like i said lots of "bitches"

posted it for ya vVolf, for somereason posts seem to disapear untill i go to reply i see them oOo:

Why? She can't have an ass-baby. All you need is lotsa lube.

yes, penis touching shit, what a very attractive moment that is..

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":332f9]yes, penis touching shit, what a very attractive moment that is..[/quote:332f9]

Wha? Where does this get involved with anal? I said a girl, not a guy! sheesh.

oh im sorry girls dont have shit in their ass thats righ! oOo:

someone faild biology and it wasnt me lol

riiight. . .anyways, enough about the anal, heh biggrin:

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":994e4]Why? She can't have an ass-baby. All you need is lotsa lube.[/quote:994e4]

What about all the poo poo? Do you want crusty bits on your willy? LOL.

Pink is better. POOP comes out of asshole!

[quote=vVolf]What about all the poo poo? Do you want crusty bits on your willy? LOL.[/quote:eb641]

That's why she cleans it first. They sell a tool at sex stores to clean yourself before you recieve.

Anyways, get off the anal! heh