ROFL!

Pissed in her ass!?

I had a wierd dream one time when this one girl from my school was giving me head and I pissed in her mouth...


angel:

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":93eb0]ROFL!

Pissed in her ass!?

I had a wierd dream one time when this one girl from my school was giving me head and I pissed in her mouth...


angel:[/quote:93eb0]

I assume by "girl" you mean 90 year old crippled geriatric? ed:

No he means her

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I thought you dreamed of getting a hard on for me cry:

I had a dream when I was wearingnothing but a wooden barrel and I was outside a shopping mall. I was also with my gf, but then I lost her somewhere, so there you have it.

ok...this could take a while.

I was in a book shop, and i had a look at this book, and it was entitled 'Victory', or something, and it contained all these black and white pictures of Robin Williams wearing an SS unifrom, except on the hat, instead of a swastika, it had a big "W" (think Wario). Anyways, in all these pictures, he's standing next to all these sick things he's made out of people (ie: an egg made of human flesh, with a dead foetus inside), and shit like this. Then i put down the book, and threw up.
Later on, i found a book regarding mind control. I read it really quickly, and decided to try it. But i figured that i didn't want to look like an idiot if it didn't work, so i proceeded to go somewhere i wouldn't go again (a Jeans shop).
Now, who should be working behind the counter but Holly Valance? (http://www.hollyvalance.net/, for those of you unfamiliar with her)
So, anyways, i go up to her, and not-so-subtley (crudely, some might say) suggest that i wanted to have sex with her. She quietly ushers me into a back room, and then informs me that my mind control didn't work. So we just talked for ages, and we established that we saw Star Wars: Episode 2 in the same cinema, then i think i woke up.

that was the weirdest dream that i can remember. Except for the one where i had sex with a hot chick i went to school with, then pissed in Sharon Osborne's fridge eek: ("Don't worry...Ozzy does it all the time" was her response)

Bleuachdu, for the love of god, you're a Psychologist...Psychologise me oOo:

LOL, I showed this to Marina, and she laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed..... So it was a good reaction.

hahaha, well Im glad

[quote:87aba]was in a book shop, and i had a look at this book, and it was entitled 'Victory', or something[/quote:87aba]
first of all you would know thats impossible if you ever watched the old bat man cartoons, joker somehow tricked him into a deep sleep and he tried to read the paper but it was all fuked up , thats how he figured it out..

but anyway a funny dream i had was that me and a friend of mine were walking around and we come up to these black guys who are freestyling, and out of nowhere he goes im going to start flowing with them. (we call that friend birdman cuz he kinda looks like a birdman, and if you know anything about rap baby from big tymers is called birdman) so anyway he starts going "pruuuuuuu pruuuu" like bird man does in all his songs.. it was too funny

The piss in her ass part i didnt get thats just wierd.

i have never seen spooges girl friend..any pictures?? oOo:

I havnt seen spooges girlfriend either.

http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=153189

Well, this is Spooge's "Post Pictures of your women" thread, or as I like to call it, Spooge's "Marvel at what a lucky son-of-a-bitch I am" thread biggrin:

awww dang, remote link forbiddon ah well

[quote=Gerard]I assume by "girl" you mean 90 year old crippled geriatric? ed:[/quote:aeb06]

indeed gerard

I pissed right in her ass, after she had an enima at the hospital. cool: