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-=[BAD]=-Thorshammer 01-16-2003 12:16 PM

dr hibert "you have 24 hours to live ... sorry 22 hours to live sorry to have keep you waiting for so long"

From the sushi episode.

Simo Häyhä 01-16-2003 12:42 PM

Duff man: that brown patch needs a little h20hhh!
"Duff man cant breath, oh no!"

Bucknub 01-16-2003 12:59 PM

ralph - "ohhh they taste like....burn-ing"

and " hello, supernintendo chalmers"

RUNGSI 01-16-2003 01:10 PM

Forbidden donut..

or when the family was traveling and grand pa had to use the bathroom....then dr hibert told homer that both his fathers kidneys exploded, and homer says. "So your telling me I dont need a new set of tires?"

Brutal CarNage 01-16-2003 01:16 PM

Hmmm
 
Grandpa- Kill the Boy!

Marge- How did you know he was a vampire?

Grandpa- A VAMPIRE?!?!?!

descry 01-16-2003 03:37 PM

Plot: Homer is wearing a civil war costume and hes paying for a heg of beer...

Homer - "Ok apo i need a keg of beer and i six pack to hold me down till i cap the keg"

In the same episode a couple of sceenes later...

Homer - "Hey apo you wanna come to the reenactment of the civil war with me"

Apo - "No i think ill stay here"

Homer - "You sure, were doing a civil war reenactment and we need lots of indians to shoot."

lol that was jokes

cameltoe 01-16-2003 03:44 PM

ralph - "i choo choo choooose you"
i liked something from the one that was on this sunday but i forgot..

KTOG 01-16-2003 04:29 PM

Don't you hate pants?!

descry 01-16-2003 04:31 PM

hell ya, im naked right now

Airborne Butters 01-16-2003 04:31 PM

Marge: No Homer, you'll kill us all!
Homer: Or die trying!

Tripper 01-16-2003 04:32 PM

"I sleep in a drawer!"

- Ralph

"Sleeping! That's where I'm a viking!"

- Ralph

"SAVEEEE ME JEBUS!"

- Homer

"I'm not normally a religous man, but Superman, if you're listening..."

- Homer

"Hey, Baby. Welcome to dumpsville, population: You."

- Homer

ROFL. I love that show.

Bucknub 01-16-2003 04:33 PM

or when they were in new york

homer: ' I'm getting outta this city alive, even if it kills me"

Innoxx 01-16-2003 04:34 PM

D'OH!

01-16-2003 04:34 PM

otto: dog is god backwards
homer: and otto is..otto backwards (laughter)
otto: now im scared

^episode when homer starts smoking pot after crows peck out his eyes

descry 01-16-2003 04:34 PM

"Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!"


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