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pest 01-31-2003 10:12 AM
Guys, I promise you its a joke. There is no reason to start a crusade, that what this guy wants.

Dont be that guy.

Zoner 01-31-2003 10:23 AM
IT'S FAKE!!!

Man, some people are so friggin' gullible!


Zone

Webb 01-31-2003 10:27 AM
Re: Whoa, Kill this dude
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by newt
http://www.bonsaikitten.com

This is disgusting. if you have a heart you will sign
this. if you see my name on it then obviously you
don't need to send this back to me. A site that we
were able to shut last year has returned. We have to
try to shut it down again!

A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens
that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if
it weren't kittens that were put into little
bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then
locked up for the rest of their lives!!

The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube
for their feces. The skeleton of the cat will take on
the form of the bottle as the kitten grows.

The cats never get the opportunity to move.
They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs.
These are the latest trends in New York, China,
Indonesia and New Zealand.


Disgusting, is what you wrote about the burned girl (REMEMBER),you changed now punk?

Too late asshole.

Maplegyver 01-31-2003 10:38 AM
even if its fake someone should be shot biggrin:

BallisticWookie 01-31-2003 10:40 AM
I dont like cats, but this is purely fucked. If this is infact real, set me up with a M4, a few hundred rounds of ammo and a air tight alibi and I'll waste every mother fucker involved in this. Animal cruelty is beyond the forgivable. Even joking about it. This is not right. Fucking sick prick/s.

Innoxx 01-31-2003 10:47 AM
Meh, at least they're doing something to control the pet overpopulation.

01-31-2003 11:21 AM
actually they should do that to terrorists.

Simo Häyhä 01-31-2003 11:52 AM
i hope this is a joke eek:

01-31-2003 01:02 PM
this is obviously fake. the guy put a cat in a bottle and took a picture and that's it, no cat can live in a box and crap directly into that tube and it's impossible that the cat will turn into the shape of the box.

and it said that it's popular in china and NEW YORK would'nt we hear about those bonsai cats years ago if they were so popular?

01-31-2003 01:06 PM
Eh, I got a email from a friend telling me about it, even doing this for a joke is sick

dolphin skinning lol damn

Captain Bunny 01-31-2003 01:54 PM
"ml_cl_01@onbox.com I would like to order a bonsai cat I am pleased to discover that I do not have to do it myself. Could you e-mail me one?"

Squeezing kittens into jars in one thing, but i dont think anyone can mail a kitten in a jar over the internet. fedex can, email cant...

01-31-2003 01:57 PM
Nice sig, i watched it for about 20 minute then thought it was replaying oVER AND OVER IS IT?

Tripper 01-31-2003 02:17 PM
You truly are of a minus IQ, aren't you....Insolent turd.

If that was true, which it isn't...infact it is a physical impossibility....it wouldn't be popular in clean green New Zealand....This'd be the last place there are so many activists over here.

MrLevinstein 01-31-2003 03:24 PM
newt, not only are you a heartless bastard you are too gullable to see that that site is faker than pamela andersons tits

Buckethead 01-31-2003 05:22 PM
Re: Whoa, Kill this dude
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by newt
http://www.bonsaikitten.com

This is disgusting. if you have a heart you will sign
this. if you see my name on it then obviously you
don't need to send this back to me. A site that we
were able to shut last year has returned. We have to
try to shut it down again!

A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens
that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if
it weren't kittens that were put into little
bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then
locked up for the rest of their lives!!

The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube
for their feces. The skeleton of the cat will take on
the form of the bottle as the kitten grows.

The cats never get the opportunity to move.
They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs.
These are the latest trends in New York, China,
Indonesia and New Zealand.
Once again, the idiot Newt is easily fooled.


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