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[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":67139]I'd hit that one girl across the face with my hard penis...[/quote:67139]

...I'd happily go broke buying her a large jewelry-box, ...erm, sorry...that should've read:-

I'd like to spend my entire wad on her chest....fuggin edit button etc... eek:

Nonononono, you have the text all wrong! It should read "I am the
Sherminator: CUM with me if you want to live."

Amateurs...

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You like the Heineken eh? For New Years I had a 3 liter bottle of Heineken.

I had a whole flat of Heiny's in my fridge and my shithead brother came into my house while I was at worked and took almost half.

Ps:
[img]http://www.homosassa-redfishing.com/images/heiniken%20watercooler.jpg[/img]

Assumption: flat = slab

Deduction: shithead brother = liberty-taking bludger / bitch

My dream come true! I got the 3 quart bottle, but it's not as big as that. cry:

Every office should have one happy:

I only had 12 that night....I think I was up too about 11 by the time someone decided to bring out the digital camera......FFS, You should see some of the other photos from that night, there is a website with them all.....God, some of them are hilarious!

Can you give us a link to the site?