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Hollywood 02-13-2003 05:19 PM

Oh man I'm laughing so hard tears are still streaming down my face.

Simo Häyhä 02-14-2003 01:29 PM

retards hake:

Blitz-krieg 02-14-2003 01:35 PM

Dude, even a 12 year old kid could probably do a better job than them

Bazooka_Joe 02-14-2003 02:01 PM

LOL I got another one this morning!

A guy called telling me he could not connect to his email from his office with his laptop. (keep in mind, hes in his 60 - 70s)

I go down there, and look at his email. While hes showing me what hes doing I see the little PC with a red X in the bottom right corner (XP). So, I asked him if he plugged his ethernet cable in, he said yes.

I see the port in back of him, and its plugged in. So, I follow it, to the floor. I look at his laptop, and whats in the ethernet port? the USB PRINTER CABLE! That's right, he jammed a diagonal USB cable into a wide-telephone port. hake:

GreenEggs&Pot 02-14-2003 02:10 PM

[img]http://site.voila.fr/messagepics2/geek2.jpg[/img]

GreenEggs&Pot 02-14-2003 02:17 PM

[img]http://sct.staghosting.com/4046.jpg[/img]

Someone was jacking off, sprayed it all over the lap-top then tried to cover it up....

Simo Häyhä 02-14-2003 02:26 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":4d170]LOL I got another one this morning!

A guy called telling me he could not connect to his email from his office with his laptop. (keep in mind, hes in his 60 - 70s)

I go down there, and look at his email. While hes showing me what hes doing I see the little PC with a red X in the bottom right corner (XP). So, I asked him if he plugged his ethernet cable in, he said yes.

I see the port in back of him, and its plugged in. So, I follow it, to the floor. I look at his laptop, and whats in the ethernet port? the USB PRINTER CABLE! That's right, he jammed a diagonal USB cable into a wide-telephone port. hake:[/quote:4d170]
idiots who dont know what the hell the internet is, all they know is that they want to be on it hake:
however i do find this story quite comical, joe

Zoner 02-14-2003 02:29 PM

GreenEggs&Pot,

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/LAMEinside.gif[/img]


Zone

Old Reliable 02-14-2003 03:44 PM

heh....um might wanna check the dictionary there...it's "you" hake:

Zoner 02-14-2003 03:50 PM

Old Reliable is obviously not 1337...

oOo:


Zone

Bazooka_Joe 02-14-2003 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
Old Reliable is obviously not 1337...

oOo:


Zone

He is teh suck.

Zoner 02-14-2003 03:57 PM

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/foghat.jpg[/img]

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/fagotville.gif[/img]

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/saget-DaveD123.jpg[/img]

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/smartyou2and2is18.jpg[/img]


Feelin' owned yet, O.R.? biggrin:

Yuo is teh suck!


Zone

Bazooka_Joe 02-14-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
Feelin' owned yet, O.R.? biggrin:

Yuo is teh suck!


Zone

LOL those are great.

Hmm. . I don't think he gets it yet. . .

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-asshat.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-tehsuck.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/Yell%20Edited.jpg[/img]

Zoner 02-14-2003 04:08 PM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-asshat.jpg[/img]

See, I can spell "You". biggrin:


Zone

redhawk_six 02-14-2003 04:17 PM

Hahaha happy:

People, people, please, add them to the insult pic thread! biggrin:


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