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Bazooka_Joe 02-24-2003 02:55 PM
As John Leguizamo would say:

"Oh my god. . it's so. . .small!"

"Well I like to think of it as your *kittycat* (censored) is too big!"

Unknown_Sniper 02-24-2003 03:17 PM
ok how did you make that list? have you had expierence lol. j/k Those are hilarious

02-24-2003 03:23 PM
anyone have anymore?

snipeymagoo 02-24-2003 04:05 PM
101. Son, get in here, i need to talk to you about your grades
102. Hunny, can u help me bring in the food?
103."Knock "Knock"
104. Hunny, have you cleaned your room?

02-24-2003 04:13 PM
I don't get those ones.... eek:

Chango 02-24-2003 04:14 PM
mother walking in

Bucknub 02-24-2003 04:17 PM
[quote:987aa]19.It looks so unused.[/quote:987aa]
hahaha

02-24-2003 04:21 PM
oh.. i c now.

02-24-2003 05:07 PM
"where'd it go"

Akuma 02-24-2003 05:13 PM
Re: 20 things you dont want to hear during sex
 
[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":e65c0]
14.Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
23.If you get me real drunk first, then maybe...[/quote:e65c0]

LOL Thats great.

snipeymagoo 02-24-2003 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
101. Son, get in here, i need to talk to you about your grades
102. Hunny, can u help me bring in the food?
103."Knock "Knock"
104. Hunny, have you cleaned your room?
its the parents talking while your fuxoring that hot brunette

Buckethead 02-24-2003 09:02 PM
What the fuck's that smell?
What are those, blister's?
That scab's gross!

Tripper 02-24-2003 09:03 PM
31. You want me to pop that pimple?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-24-2003 09:04 PM
32. i didnt know hot dogs came in a small size..

1080jibber 02-24-2003 09:04 PM
Re: 20 things you dont want to hear during sex
 
[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":f8c4c]
2.Ahhhhhhhh... it's cute.
:[/quote:f8c4c]

a girl has said that to me before, i feel so bad now cry:


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