Actually, I think that last one of mine was a Groucho Marx quote.

"When you kill one, it is a tragedy...when you will 10,000,000, it is a statistic" - Josef Stalin

Woman: "Sir, you are drunk"
Churchill: "and you are ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning"

Another Woman: "Sir, you are rude and uncouth. If you were my husband, I'd poison your Drink"
Churchill: "and if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

"God has a Hard-on for Marines...because we kill, everything we see"
"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister"
-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

but my fav Hartman Banter of all...
Hartman: "What's the matter, son, do I make you nervous, Do I shake you up?"
Cowboy: "Sir..."
Hartman: "...Sir what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE??"

[quote="Captain Wilkins":ff007]
but my fav Hartman Banter of all...
Hartman: "What's the matter, son, do I make you nervous, Do I shake you up?"
Cowboy: "Sir..."
Hartman: "...Sir what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE??" [/quote:ff007]

hahaha, i just watched that movie the other day, it was great.

Hartman: "I'll gouge out your eyes and SKULL FUCK YOU!"

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemmingway

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
--Mark Twain

63% of all statistics are made up right on the spot.
--unknown

[quote="Da_Bian":2e847][quote="Captain Wilkins":2e847]
but my fav Hartman Banter of all...
Hartman: "What's the matter, son, do I make you nervous, Do I shake you up?"
Cowboy: "Sir..."
Hartman: "...Sir what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE??" [/quote:2e847]

hahaha, i just watched that movie the other day, it was great.

Hartman: "I'll gouge out your eyes and SKULL FUCK YOU!"[/quote:2e847]

Hell, we should just start a Full Metal Jacket Quote Thread biggrin:

that movie was the best...

Love is nothing love is worth nothing love will be nothing love will become nothing love goes to pain love goes to hurt love goes to suffering and it all ends in a broken heart.

I'm guessing you just broke up with your girl. My Condolences. hake:

U want a fucking prize for guessing right or would u like to be shot. mwah:

Hey, Hey; Calm down there, Buddy. I was just offering my condolenses. Granted, i hadn't read any of your other posts about the breakup when i posted here, but you don't need to bite my head off... ed:

He wants us to feel sorry for him. Truth is he was heavily pussy-whipped and really can't live without someone to push him around. Lol, he's only 15. It gets worse Lone.

"Spearhead is awesome!"
im not sure who said it originally but it makes me laugh every time i see it.

"religion without science is false, science without religion is boring" einstein

"fuck dat ass" fda kids

"know your body, know your drug, know your source" a drug user

"best friends for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" winnerkid13

My Favorite quote is from The Big lebowski "This isn't Nam smokey its bowling there are rules" hee hee hee still gets me.

"what the fuck is that?!!" -hiroshima citizen 1945 biggrin: