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Bleuachdu 03-20-2003 01:05 PM

Office Space

Drew: I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my Pants-face. PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! You know what I'm talkin' about ... PANTS!

Michael: I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's pants.
Peter: Oh that is not right, Michael.

LoneGunner87 03-21-2003 10:52 AM

But while your here you will follow my command or i will have u..pantsed. MelGibson, Patriot

03-21-2003 10:54 AM

theres nothing more depraved and disturbing than a man in the depths of a pants binge - fear and loathing in las vegas

im gonna pants all over u slut - some porn

LoneGunner87 03-21-2003 10:56 AM

Are you wearing pants.... im wearing pants. Robin Williams, Patch Adams

pest 03-21-2003 10:57 AM

Your jedi pants will not work on me. - Jaba

Zoner 03-21-2003 10:58 AM

HAW HAW HAW! I was wondering when someone would use a porn reference!

"Pants not make one great." - Yoda


Zone

LoneGunner87 03-21-2003 11:00 AM

Use your pants luke. Let go of your pants luke. Luke trust me and stop grabbing your pants. Obiwan, Star Wars new Hope

LoneGunner87 03-21-2003 11:15 AM

Its getting hot in here so hot so take off all your .. pants. Nelly i just wanted to say that biggrin:

Machette 03-21-2003 12:40 PM

Pants, James Pants--->James Bond

Ydiss 03-21-2003 01:14 PM

"Pants. Why does it always have to be pants?"
Harrison Ford
Raiders of the Lost Ark

"What you choose to call pants, to him is home."
Richard Crenna
Rambo: First Blood Part II

"You know there's more pants out there, you know where they are. Find them, or I'll find you!"
Sylvester Stallone
Rambo: First Blood Part II

"There is no mystical energy pants that controls my destiny."
Harrison Ford
Star Wars

"I don’t know who pants are or where pants come from, but from now on, pants do as I tell pants."
Carrie Fisher
Star Wars

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kanobi. You're my only pants."
Carrie Fisher
Star Wars

"A greater hive of scum and villainy you will not find elsewhere in the pants."
Alec Guinness
Star Wars

"Humans make illogical pants."
Leonard Nimoy
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

"It seems that I have left the pants part of myself back there, on that new born planet."
William Shatner
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Miscguy 03-21-2003 02:04 PM

"I've got a fever and the only prescription is more pants" - Zoner91, and where ever he got his quote.

Zoner 03-21-2003 02:10 PM

It's from SNL.

Here's a link to the video...it's friggin' HILARIOUS!

http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv

On-Topic: "Jason Voorhees belongs in pants and I'm gonna see that he gets there." - Tommy Jarvis, F13th Pt. 6: Jason Lives


Zone

Chronic Diarrhea 03-21-2003 02:24 PM

"These pants are defective."

"We don't have defective pants, we have a defective person out there!"

"Oh God! He hates these pants! Stay away from the pants!"

Steve Martin and other guy from The Jerk.

Innoxx 03-21-2003 02:27 PM

Never mess with another man's pants. ~ Jack Nicholson playing The Joker in Batman.

pest 03-21-2003 02:52 PM

Reap havoc and let loose the pants of war!!! Billy shakespear.


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