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Captain Bunny 04-22-2003 05:46 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":8ea9e]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.[/quote:8ea9e]

aka death by umbongo - being ass raped till you bleed to death. - not specifically by old chinese men though.....

Maplegyver 04-22-2003 05:46 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":df6b2]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.[/quote:df6b2]
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one question
how would people know what happens when tjey fall of a building?

Webb 04-22-2003 05:46 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":08b90]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.[/quote:08b90]

Come on.

04-22-2003 06:00 PM

getting castrated alive. That would kill me. But I would think the worst way to die is by drowning or suffication, or throat slit. But id rather die peacefully in my sleep...

geRV 04-22-2003 06:02 PM

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falling off a building or the edge of a cliff

From what ive read you would be dead long before you hit the ground, mainly because of a massive heart attack when your brain realises theres nothing to stop the fall.

Right,but if you saw the 9/11 footages,the jumpers still pedaling in the air while falling.

That doesn't mean a thing, falling that height with the wind and all blowing and the velocity of the fall would make your limbs flap about anyway.

Innoxx 04-22-2003 06:05 PM

Having a hollow glass tube inserted into your urethra and then having it smashed.

or

Having you stripped naked and impale you on a wooden stake.... anus first. So your weight slowly sinks you further down the stake. Your eventual death would be a blessing.

04-22-2003 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoxx
Having a hollow glass tube inserted into your urethra and then having it smashed.

or

Having you stripped naked and impale you on a wooden stake.... anus first. So your weight slowly sinks you further down the stake. Your eventual death would be a blessing.

*grabs ass and shakes*

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-22-2003 06:08 PM

Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.

04-22-2003 06:09 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":986b4]Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.[/quote:986b4]
Chicken hawk? whats that

Innoxx 04-22-2003 06:10 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":d8f3d]Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.[/quote:d8f3d]

Another good one is having your entrails riped out and being thrown onto an ant hill.

Innoxx 04-22-2003 06:10 PM

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Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.

Chicken hawk? whats that[/quote:d7a91]
It's a type of Helicopter schlasshole.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-22-2003 06:17 PM

No, actually its a book about helicopter pilots in the Vietnam war.

Check it out, best aviation book I have ever read, written by Robert Mason.


[img]http://www.exile.ru/transient/144/bookrev4.jpg[/img]

Homedog354 04-22-2003 06:22 PM

My worst fear of dying is, uhhh..... BEING GANG-RAPED BY A PACK OF WHORE-MONKEYS THEN GETTING MY HEAD RIPPED OFF... if ya know what i mean biggrin:

04-22-2003 06:25 PM

are you a chicken or a hawk? im a chicken hawk!

Schalldampfer 04-22-2003 06:26 PM

I think burning would be the worst way to go


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