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Old Reliable 04-29-2003 05:45 PM

buy from a differnet produce store, at my store we soak the lettuce in 110 degree water for 5 minutes then store it in a cooler until ready to be put on the shelves where it is watered almost every half hour I believe

snipeymagoo 04-29-2003 05:58 PM

[quote="Bean 2":a35b1]U actually ate the sandwich with the crappy lettuce? Thats pretty disgusting.[/quote:a35b1]
yeah it is

Bazooka_Joe 04-29-2003 08:48 PM

I would of kicked the shit out of that moth, then cut out the peice is shat on.

Old Reliable 04-29-2003 08:54 PM

i dunno man, i've always wanted a tapeworm

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04-29-2003 09:54 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":137b3]Most canned goods have a certain level of feces, hair, spit, etc. in it - along with processed foods.

Its all acceptable to FDA standards. So you've probably swallowed rat dook before.[/quote:137b3]
yeah. One example is in corn Flakes, when they leave them out for (forget reason why), rats show up and shit and you find feces in your food. Ive found rat shit in my Corn Flakes 7 times before. Very disgusting hake:

Wilko 04-29-2003 10:00 PM

and the award for best Subject name ever goes to...
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Old Reliable 04-29-2003 10:06 PM

oh yeah and go back to wherever you got the lettuce and tell them you found a moth in their lettuce. it will make the managers day

Office Depot 04-30-2003 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
No, "Shat" is the past tense of "Shit".

That's what I meant Zoner91, thanks for the back up. oOo:

gtboys34 04-30-2003 04:07 PM

u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:

Miscguy 04-30-2003 04:35 PM

If you've ever eaten fast fod i garentee you've eaten worse than moth shat. Especially at Mc D's.

Tripper 05-01-2003 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:

ROFL........OMFG, Dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP! LOL!

ninty 05-01-2003 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:

Well, i'm not from the ghetto, i'm not black, and i know it's spelt "hurt" not "hirt", so I think I can clean my sandwitch off.

ED 05-01-2003 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:

The single most retarded post I have seen this month. GG b00n.

geRV 05-01-2003 11:35 AM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":e4395]
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:

The single most retarded post I have seen this month. GG b00n.[/quote:e4395]


I have to agree with my esteemed colleague ed. DAMN that was oOo:.

05-01-2003 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:

My God I hope this is a joke.....


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