Stalin, unless he was stupid enough to let hitler lead him into a "shower room", which he very might have been

No offense to any jews here

...neither would win, it'd be one of those poofy "fights" where they'd both turn
their headsa away, close their eyes, and flail away whilst standing ten feet apart.

stalin was 5 foot 4 inches, soviet propaganda always made him appear larger, and his one arm was about 3 inches shorter than the other. Hitler was the only one that actually served in combat, and probably knew hand to hand combat, either that or shot him with his PPK. we could put Stalin and FDR in a cripple fight together LMFAO

[cartman voice]CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!![/cartman voice]

Stalin! Hitler cant even walk right. PLus he was probably gh3y. thats what I think.

Hitler pissed in a goats mouth and had one of his balls bitten off if I'm not mistaken.

sound about right biggrin:

Unless, Hitler caught Stalin on one of his 40 day vodka drinking binges and whacked him with a stick.....

well now. that wouldnt be a fist fight would it? I bet hitler couldnt swing a stick harder than......something you swing hard, or that is hard.....hmmm

stalin would waste hitler even if he was drunk stalin mean man of steal

stalin...communism is tight.

[quote="Gothic_child180":45d5f]Only the weak minded fight. They were both genuises(although Hitler was insane) therefor I doubt they would ever fist-fight eachother.[/quote:45d5f]

And you think stalin was not insane? Stalin was by far the worst dictator, even worse then hitler he changed his name to Stalin then destroyed the place he grew up in and killed all the people who knew his real name so no one would ever find out what it was.He was a mass murderer he killed way more people then hitler did and he was brought to a phsychiatrist or however u spell it and they guy told Stalin that he (Stalin) was paranoid and the next day no one ever saw the doctor again.... and many of you may not know this but at the end of WW2 the soviets took 50,000 U.S troops that were on the east europeon side as P.O.W's and they never returned home because of Stalin.

i rest my case

they already had a fistfight and stalin won

[quote="[RA]ZdaN":6b4df][quote="Gothic_child180":6b4df]Only the weak minded fight. They were both genuises(although Hitler was insane) therefor I doubt they would ever fist-fight eachother.[/quote:6b4df]

And you think stalin was not insane? Stalin was by far the worst dictator, even worse then hitler he changed his name to Stalin then destroyed the place he grew up in and killed all the people who knew his real name so no one would ever find out what it was.He was a mass murderer he killed way more people then hitler did and he was brought to a phsychiatrist or however u spell it and they guy told Stalin that he (Stalin) was paranoid and the next day no one ever saw the doctor again.... and many of you may not know this but at the end of WW2 the soviets took 50,000 U.S troops that were on the east europeon side as P.O.W's and they never returned home because of Stalin.

i rest my case[/quote:6b4df]

dont forget about the cossacks, and the jews, and the poles, and the russian officers, and the ukranians, and the germans of the 6th army of whom only a very small number survived the war. oh and how can we forget the russian people

well i just named a few