[quote:a8568]this old fuck always called cuz the ball touched his grass [/quote:a8568]

rofl....

heh, that sucks man.
In my old neighborhood the Police Captain's kid always played hockey with us, sometimes the Captain himself would play, and he has a slapshot that feels like getting hit by a .45 slug biggrin:

teach me everything you know biggrin:

i hope they line you up outback with the other delinquents and shoot you. evil:

I was arrested because on my way home from school, i was bouncing a tennis ball that i had found on the ground. It hit a bump in the sidewalk and rolled out into the street. I couldnt get it because there was traffic. Then this fucktard DELIBERATLY runs right by the ball, having it swing up in the air blast from his car and hit it. Then he turns around, gets out, and stsarts yelling at me. Turns out this asshole was an offduty cop. I said that it was an accident (which it was) but the bag of dicks says that he saw it and hes right (Then how could he be watching the road?). He says I could be convicted of attempted homicide because an old lady might have tried to avoid it and crash and die. He wrte me up, drove me home, told my parents, and i faced hell for something i didnt do

Hey simo, give my regards to "big bubba" and his love sponge when they lock ya up. oOo: evil:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA biggrin:

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[quote="Simo Häyhä":ca3ff] the cops took my computer
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did you make sure to delete your child pr0n off it?

oh wait, thats Da_Bian

heh, you met bubba too eh gerv...

gerv makes weekly visits to bubba..the sad thing is they are on his own accord hake:

.....and another one bites the dust......

smooth moves simo

Re: hacking does not pay off
 

[quote="Simo Häyhä":a8872]during my first period of class today i was called into the principles office but there were police waiting to talk to me there. it seems some malicious hacker has deleted all the junior class records off of the schools network, and was some how traced back to me. Now i DID have Admin rights when i wasnt supposed to, but someone other than me did the dirty work. so i was brought to the police station where a cyber terrorist investigator was brought in and he asked me questions (gave me cookies and soda heh) anyways i explained to him the weakness of our schools network and told him a few other people i know who would do this. the cops took my computer and the schools network had to be shutdown. so far im their only suspect. read the whole story on the newspapers website
[url="http://www.waynetimes.com/features.html#1"]http://www.waynetimes.com/features.html#1[/url]


ps- i have the clippings from the orginal paper if you would like me to scan it

anyways im in a whole shitload of trouble and may be expelled[/quote:a8872]

You rated on a few people to get yourself out of shit... Good job.

Naw that would be "bertha" aka your mom buck. happy:

they'll just end up slapping you on the hand and give you probation i got in trouble for dl a "prank" file at school and all i got was a 3 day vacation