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ED 07-16-2003 02:43 PM

[quote=KingWade]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Super 61":15991
so i have it now and dont plan on giving it back unless he shows me a receipt proving he bought it ill give it back.

wouldnt that be messed up if he did buy and all togther you where the one stealing it.[/quote:15991]

Depends on how old these two are. I mean there playing with knives in basements for gods sake. . .the water cant run TOO deep in their part of town.

Tripper 07-16-2003 03:59 PM

I think you should turn it into a Homoerotic story.....like Ed mentioned. it might freak him out, then he'd hand over the knife.

.....Or, he'll enjoy the closeness and you'll be forced into a relationship with him, as the push-over you clearly are.

07-16-2003 04:16 PM

why dont you stab him, and then go loot his house while everyone is at the funeral freak:

Captain Bunny 07-16-2003 07:17 PM

Re: delima
 
[quote="Super 61":0cb5f]ok here it goes
my friend and i were cleaning our swiss army knives in the basement with oil and i left mine there while i went to the toilet. My hands were still oily and i needed to wipe them clean before going to the toilet but i couldnt find a clean cloth. My friend called my over and he placed my hands on his chest and let me wipe my hands clean on his t-shirt. I thanked him, and went off to the toilet. On my return, i looked down into the basement and saw my friend sitting there rubbing his oily knife vigerously up and down. He was sweating and his shirt was clinging to his body. I reached down and pulled down my zipper, the idea being that i would simply have forgotten to pull it back up after being to the toilet, and in the hope that my friend would notice...[/quote:0cb5f]

07-18-2003 04:20 PM

super 61. delima=dilema. how could you know the meaning, but can't spell the word. and dont give me some bs about typing fast. i goes in first.


fuck you suckers. you can all fucking burn in hell with your bad spelling and your fucking shit brains. you know who i'm talking to you fuck brains. i'm talking to all you fuck heads who spell like 5 year olds. spending 10-20 years learning english. is that not enough? ask yourself this question.

what the fuck is wrong in this world when a fucking commie can spell better than someone who's lived in america all his life. when china takes over taiwan. the asian world is going to launch a massive offensive against the united states and it's allies. along with russia we will crush you fuckers. and when this is all over. you wont have to worry about improving your english because you'll all be speaking chinese. fucking assholes.

i shit on all of you. i will go against your country and i will crush your defenses, exterminate your people and fucking makes you speak chinese.

catalyst 07-18-2003 04:25 PM

First I would look all over to make absolutely sure that you didn't just lose your knife, then, I would probably try to steal it back, but if you can't do that within a couple days, just ask him about it.

Tripper 07-18-2003 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Germ
super 61. delima=dilema. how could you know the meaning, but can't spell the word. and dont give me some bs about typing fast. i goes in first.


fuck you suckers. you can all fucking burn in hell with your bad spelling and your fucking shit brains. you know who i'm talking to you fuck brains. i'm talking to all you fuck heads who spell like 5 year olds. spending 10-20 years learning english. is that not enough? ask yourself this question.

what the fuck is wrong in this world when a fucking commie can spell better than someone who's lived in america all his life. when china takes over taiwan. the asian world is going to launch a massive offensive against the united states and it's allies. along with russia we will crush you fuckers. and when this is all over. you wont have to worry about improving your english because you'll all be speaking chinese. fucking assholes.

i shit on all of you. i will go against your country and i will crush your defenses, exterminate your people and fucking makes you speak chinese.

GG CHYNA!

LONG LIVE AZN CYBER-RULE! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKE!


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