I pulled a muscle in my back while doing squats at football training, i was ready to put up the bar back up but then i slipped on the fucking wood floor, hurts like a bitch

~Ape

Dropped an impact wrench on my big tow one time. Toe hurt for weeks while the bllod under the nail slowly grew out.

I get injuries just about every week because I play rugby....so various scratches, bumps and bruises but nothing major.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":0c9aa]i think i busted a vein in my eyeball lifting today oOo: it still hurts[/quote:0c9aa]

Youre supposed to breathe when you lift, do so so that you dont bust a nut

PRESTO CHANGE-O I ALSO TURN THIS INTO A THREAD THAT IF YOU PLAY FOOBTALL YOU LIST POSITION, LEVEL, HEIGHT,WIEGHT AND MAX BENCH SQUAT AND STUFF

Guard, Middle Linebacker
Junior Varsity
6'0
185
205 bench
365 squat

Aged 7 I managed to trip whilst running and smashed my face into a brick wall at full tilt. Woke up about 20 minutes later gushing blood from my upper lip - took about 3 weeks for the swelling to go down - can you say Elephant Man?

Aged 18 I was playing football and, yet again at full tilt, ran into a mate and we smacked foreheads together. My eyebrow took 11 stiches to fix and was hanging open for about 4 hours. He only had 7 stiches, lucky bastard.

The anasthetic ran out half way through the stiching, too, so I felt about 7 of them. It was a case of deciding between feeling the needle being pulled through my eyebrow or more injections into my upper eye.

Fun.

Oh, and I've woken up during an opperation when I was about 5, too. That was nasty.

I've managed to stay out of hospital since, except for the obvious impending baby situation with the girlfriend.

No matter how much pain I and you all have been through, I don't envy what she'll have to go through within the next few weeks biggrin:

ok, some fast ones.

Had a knife go through my foot.
Got slashed behind my arm that required stitches.
Knee surgery
Abdectomy surgery
Hernia surgery
broken nose
broken foot
several broken fingers
broken hand
tore ligament in left ankle that can't be repaired
tore open foot that required many stitches but went to the dr too late (next day). Was told they couldn't stitch so butterfly stitch tape held things together
got a nasty cut on my palm that again required stitches. I just squeezed the fucker together and taped it up. Got a nice scar from it.

Thats all i can remember for now. Oh, all these happened at different times from one another. When i play, i play rough!!

Liar

ya know
 

well its curious why that you guys all get injured at like the same time ... oOo: WTF?

We are careless sons a bitches.

lol
 

ok whatever biggrin:

I slit a flap of my finger off, but then went to get it looked at and the guy wanted to see under the flap to make sure it was clean enough, so he stuck a big needle straight into the slit in my finger and pumped a painkiller in. That was probably the worst pain I've ever had.

I also got punched in the temple and Tripper is right, that hurts really bad, it felt like I had my head in a vice for like 3 hours afterward

First ejaculation.

[quote="ED! Ban #127":98648]First ejaculation.[/quote:98648]

Ah the first time can be painful. Dont worry, youll have many many more happy times doing that again.

I dont remember it being painful eek:

lol 8ace, I've never broken a bone in my body but have split my head open twice, 1st one was falling down the stairs when I was a lil one (which must've been fuckin funny to watch), other was falling off my bike onto a big bad concrete road.

Thankfully I've manged to keep out of the wars, nothing else to report really cept right now I've had a bad headache for over a week non-stop, been told its not a tumour or meningitis though oOo:



...finger's crossed eh...