Zoot suit

Lady: ...erm, what's worn under your Kilt?

Highlander:"Nothings worn Missus, everythings in paerfect waerkin order!"

rolleyes:

you all look like homos

[quote="Eight Ace":f7b78][quote="Captain Wilkins":f7b78]I Guarantee you might pick up! beer:[/quote:f7b78]

...might pick up?...look, is a root guaranteed or not?[/quote:f7b78]

Maybe biggrin: . The statement was intended to be as obviously ambiguious as Judas' sexuality. Glad someone picked up on it, Ace. cool:

cant go wrong with dolce and gabbana
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[quote=".Castro.":692dc]cant go wrong with dolce and gabbana
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Just wear a 3 week old used condom.

Yes, and don't be afraid to mix'n'match...for example:

a 2 week old used ribbed condom, with some cheese encrustation as well as some
reservoir-head discharge seepage would be ideal if the occasion was of a semi-casual nature. freak:

stfu, k, thx jethro rock:

[quote="Eight Ace":fae2f]Yes, and don't be afraid to mix'n'match...for example:

a 2 week old used ribbed condom, with some cheese encrustation as well as some
reservoir-head discharge seepage would be ideal if the occasion was of a semi-casual nature. freak:[/quote:fae2f]lmao. Damn Tripper thats a damn farking nice suit

Just go naked.

Re: What should I wear to prom?
 

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0776e]I know prom is in April, and this will be my first, te hee, but I was wondering, what should I wear? I thought about maybe a Kilt, old english outfit, or even a really cool pimp outfit. Help me out on what to choose, as I will probably be going alone, as no girl is that desperate. I need some links so I will be the coolest dork ever![/quote:0776e]


Did you just fucking say "te hee"? No... no... i must be missreading that. No penis bearing man would ever fucking say "te hee". No wonder you'll be going alone.

Even I got a girl to take to prom eek:

Yeah I said "te hee", got a problem with it? :) If I wore a kilt, I would wear shorts under it. My friend is wearing a zoot suit, so I probably will not, but a ganster suit would be neat. Now I need tips on "getting me a girl", but in Texas it should not be all that hard. As for oing naked, why not just paint a suit on? Or how about a Pimping Leprechaun?

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":deb29] Now I need tips on "getting me a girl", but in Texas it should not be all that hard.[/quote:deb29]

cousin

[quote:8397a]cousin [/quote:8397a]
Te hee, uhhh no. :) Who does not like to say "te hee" ?