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gtboys34 11-06-2003 02:45 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":9eae5]Took one at work today. Then I napped on the can for a hour. Its good to hide at work, and get some Z's at the same time. happy:[/quote:9eae5]

[quote="Simo Häyhä":9eae5]TIME OF SHITTING:
COLOR OF SHIT:
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:
SMELL OF SHIT:
LOCATION OF SHIT:
OTHER:[/quote:9eae5]

annoy:

Bazooka_Joe 11-06-2003 02:49 PM

[quote=gtboys34]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bazooka_Joe":b0107
Took one at work today. Then I napped on the can for a hour. Its good to hide at work, and get some Z's at the same time. happy:

[quote="Simo Häyhä":b0107]TIME OF SHITTING:
COLOR OF SHIT:
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:
SMELL OF SHIT:
LOCATION OF SHIT:
OTHER:[/quote:b0107]

annoy:[/quote:b0107]

Sigh.. .

maybe 10AM
didnt look
tiredness
rank
work
I slept after

There, happy? oOo:

Simo Häyhä 11-06-2003 03:01 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":49c20]this has to be the shittiest thread ever[/quote:49c20]
rofl

Eight Ace 11-06-2003 04:39 PM

TIME OF SHITTING:7:15am
COLOR OF SHIT:brown/black/corn-studded
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:better out than in
SMELL OF SHIT:overpowering
LOCATION OF SHIT:twice around the bowl and pointed at both ends
OTHER:had to break its back with toilet brush

Short Hand 11-06-2003 04:41 PM

Deh Gofer didn't want to leave so it was a fight. I gave him the dignity and flushed without looking at his decaying corpse. All i know was it was like giving birth . beer:

11-06-2003 05:07 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":fb444]Took one at work today. Then I napped on the can for a hour. Its good to hide at work, and get some Z's at the same time. happy:[/quote:fb444]

ugh! I don't go at work unless I know for sure that I can't hold it until I drive home. The TP at the university is an enigma: I cannot imagine how they made something so thin you can see through it, yet so friggin rough that it tears up your ass.

Bullitt 11-06-2003 06:56 PM

TIME OF SHITTING: 12:00
COLOR OF SHIT: don't know
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: relaxation
SMELL OF SHIT: not bad
LOCATION OF SHIT: toilet

Bullitt 11-06-2003 06:59 PM

[quote="Coublacka_":5ccd3]30 minutes ago
brown (some spots dark, some light)
felt damn good, i was holding it in
not that bad, not as bad as usual
school bathroom
real long but not that fat, it had to break into 3 peices to go down the hole[/quote:5ccd3] the school bathroom man you must of been desperate i never took a shit at school you never know what you could get from the seats hake:

11-06-2003 08:05 PM

[quote="Bullitt Tooth":c1a09][quote="Coublacka_":c1a09]30 minutes ago
brown (some spots dark, some light)
felt damn good, i was holding it in
not that bad, not as bad as usual
school bathroom
real long but not that fat, it had to break into 3 peices to go down the hole[/quote:c1a09] the school bathroom man you must of been desperate i never took a shit at school you never know what you could get from the seats hake:[/quote:c1a09]

forget what you could get from the seats, I'm surprised a friggin octopus doesn't come out and grab you

gtboys34 11-06-2003 08:16 PM

Anybody wanna hear stories of my crapping experiences?

Rannoch 11-06-2003 08:36 PM

Public TP sucks, uh, ass. You wad up fifty layers of the stuff, start wiping, and your finger breaks through. Ugh.

I've used TP that leaves lint all over your ass too. Its one of the most horrible toilet experiences I've ever had.

Cpt. Obvious 11-06-2003 09:49 PM

i took 30 minutes out of class to take a shit yesterday at school, it was huge and i walked with a limp for about 15 minutes

A HUNGRY FATMAN 11-06-2003 09:51 PM

TIME:6:14pm
COLOR:Brown/green
Locaton:Fridays(because I dont like them)
Smell:so bad the bulding burst into flame.
Other:

Merlin122 11-06-2003 09:57 PM

im think im gonna vomit with rage.....

Zap. USMC 11-06-2003 10:13 PM

I have a few questions for all of you...

Do you take daily shits, or is it like once a week?

Can you hold your shit in, or do you go when you get the first chance?

lol


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