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Snuff 11-07-2003 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Look up The Dirty Sanchez.

http://www.evildave.com/britney/sanchez/index.htm
Warning this is an explicit cartoon: if not appropriate, please delete this
zoner, but it is funny and interactive. cool:

3/3 Marine 11-07-2003 04:11 PM

What about the ol' Donkey Punch. Do her doggy style, then when you're about to jizz, hit her in the back of the head and yell.....Heee Hawwww

descry 11-07-2003 04:36 PM

make the girl give you a head or a blow job, as your going slep her on the back of the head and cum comes out her nose, burning her nose hairs. i think its called a snowy dragon or white dragon?

Tripper 11-07-2003 07:05 PM

Red Dragon is all you need. When j00 have blown j00r load, take your floppy piece out her mouth and slap her on each side of her cheeks. Red marks should be left.

Works best at a party or something. Then when you both come out afterwards, everyone will know she has just been RED DRAGONIFIED!

Madmartagen 11-08-2003 04:41 AM

give her the dirty sanchez, stick your finger in her ass and wipe it on her lip so she will have a shit moustache. it will be a memory you two can tell your grandkids.

to quote ronald reagan: "i smear shit on my bitches face all the time and look at me now, im the president of the...the.....the....nancy where are we????"

Arkan 11-09-2003 08:32 PM

How 'bout the "Rusty Trombone" ? - The process by which a chick is tossing your salad, and then reaches around and gives you a hand job.

.....then there's always the "Jelly Donut" - When a you blow a load on a girl's face. Then swiftly punch her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the appearance of "Strawberry Shortcake"

Neo Nazi Hitler 11-10-2003 12:54 PM

Lol.

speakin of the tea bag..

the other day in Bio, we had these livers and dog testicles indivually bagged in ziplock bags... Of course there's 2 nuts to a bag/sack. So I grabbed the bag, slapped some faggot that EVERYONE hates right in the face, and yell, "TEABAG!"

Lol.


It was hilarious.

Tripper 11-10-2003 03:51 PM

[quote="Neo Nazi Hitler":6f2b8]Lol.

speakin of the tea bag..

the other day in Bio, we had these livers and dog testicles indivually bagged in ziplock bags... Of course there's 2 nuts to a bag/sack. So I grabbed the bag, slapped some faggot that EVERYONE hates right in the face, and yell, "TEABAG!"

Lol.


It was hilarious.[/quote:6f2b8]

You slapped yourself? ed:

Machette 11-10-2003 04:45 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Neo Nazi Hitler":01326
Lol.

speakin of the tea bag..

the other day in Bio, we had these livers and dog testicles indivually bagged in ziplock bags... Of course there's 2 nuts to a bag/sack. So I grabbed the bag, slapped some faggot that EVERYONE hates right in the face, and yell, "TEABAG!"

Lol.


It was hilarious.

You slapped yourself? ed:[/quote:01326]

happy:

RaNgeR 11-10-2003 06:39 PM

Man....that stuff is gross/disturbing, but is hilarious!

rock:

Short Hand 11-10-2003 06:53 PM

Look up the New York Style Taco. ;)

11-10-2003 09:47 PM

wow. You guys havent really done that have you?

What happened to all the Gentlemen. What happened to respecting a woman.

Thats just what America needs , more R.Kellys.

But hey , perhaps its just the quallity of woman you surround yourself with. Might not be your fault at all.

descry 11-11-2003 12:33 PM

[quote="{TRC}ZenMaster":0c611]wow. You guys havent really done that have you?

What happened to all the Gentlemen. What happened to respecting a woman.

Thats just what America needs , more R.Kellys.

But hey , perhaps its just the quallity of woman you surround yourself with. Might not be your fault at all.[/quote:0c611]

you like the cock?

guarnere 11-11-2003 12:35 PM

no, he just respects the woman...as do i rock:

Tripper 11-11-2003 01:28 PM

Wow, you guys are kinda gay - We're just kidding.

I mean come on - Don't get so gay and serious.....


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