I didnt cheat on her. Maybe she left me becasue....I dont know

suck her dick

well what your trying to do is going to be hard. start being her friend and if she has a new bf then comfort more than he comforts her and make urself look better than him. whatever u do, be nice and dont hit on her. just do what your heart tells u to do ..... (wow that last statement felt really gay) . well w/e and good luck.... ur gonna need it because this feat will be almost impossible.

[quote="Animal Mother":43932]havesex with her bestfriend[/quote:43932]
i tryed that, not totaly succesfull but have this advice. Make sure the friend is a few inchs smaller then you and that she has a fat ass(coems in handy when having sex with your hands)

Hayward the only sex youve had is watching peewee herman and sucking off the tv.. eek: oOo:

Bombardieren Sie wenigst ich kann haben sexuelle Handlungen mit einen Frauen. Streich daß eine feinen Frauen

someones using babble fish to its fullest extent wink:

[quote="Coublacka_":97300]suck her dick[/quote:97300]

ignore her, dont call her, if you see her pretend you dont. dont seem despert to get her at all. get a another chick to make her jelous, and act like you like the new chick more.

Get her drunk, fuck her and hang there next morning, youre bound to get her back!

...you'd go a long way to find better advice than that.


might I just add, while she's laying back with a gaping post-coital "wide-on" and a cigarette, you
could continue the satisfying by preparing a nice hot snack, might I also add that it wouldn't hurt
to only be wearing one of her work-shirts that looks over-size and really cute on you.*

(*I sincerely hope these tips aren't complete crap.)

take a dump in her toilet and dont flush, worked for me rock:

dude as much as it hurts he is right, i know from going through it my self good luck!

[quote="Simo Häyhä":5c33f]take a dump in her toilet and dont flush, worked for me rock:[/quote:5c33f]
lol.....

[quote="Eight Ace":c4c5f]...you'd go a long way to find better advice than that.


might I just add, while she's laying back with a gaping post-coital "wide-on" and a cigarette, you
could continue the satisfying by preparing a nice hot snack, might I also add that it wouldn't hurt
to only be wearing one of her work-shirts that looks over-size and really cute on you.*

(*I sincerely hope these tips aren't complete crap.)[/quote:c4c5f]

god damnit ace you are on fire lately rock: fuckin' lmao over here rock: