[quote="A HUNGRY FATMAN":bd4a1]ya paintballs are relatvly painless[/quote:bd4a1]

maybe he doesnt want to fall in teh river ?

ya maby...........................................

Why the hell is he attempting to talk like the Crocodile Hunter in the beginning?

I thought it was hilarious, there's nothing funnier than seeing a fat kid scream.

One time when I was playing field hockey at school this kid took a shot and the ball went flying through the air at groin level prolly at about 60mph+
It would probably have cleared the field had it not hit a fat kid standing about 3 metres away square in the balls. It was quite funny because he was so fat and he was bent over, the ball was stuck there. It must have hurt like a bit&h though because we weren't wearing pads. oOo: