You are about 10 years old in 5th grade.

i just walk over to the teachers desk and let the most gigantic SBD fart out, then i quietly sit down and pass the word "the teacher farted"

like anyones cares...

and the incontinent

Continents are big.. offtopic:

You guys have no respect for your teachers, I remember I almost had to spent an hour after school in detention just for saying "Damn".
That's what happens when overzealous, religious, middle aged bitches who should have been nuns, decide to become teachers instead.

So you just did a [img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/poopwhite.gif[/img] In your class? Holy shit, man, I would be so fuckin embarrassed, HOLY SHIT!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (sorry I had to add the holy shitpart at the end!) biggrin:

I read this site about people craping thier pants, and I thought I would post this to spark a few laughs happy:

Hey, I'd shit in the can if the teacher let me! She was like "No, hold it!". Plus the class was "blocked" so I was in there for two hours...

When I was in my greade 12 business class, my teacher threatened to send me to the office for saying "hell" what I fucking bitch.. oh yea.. one day she was wearng this dress that cut off at the shoulders.. so when she moved her arms, you cansee her hairy arm pits and de-oderent, it was fucking sick.

Taking a shit in school sucks, espically if it takes a while and the teacher asks where you were when you walk into the class about 20 minutes after you went to the bathroom.

never shit my pants.....

it takes mad balls to admit that you shit in your pants in the 5th grade. ha ha hahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaa agaahahahahahahahahahaha hahahah aha ha ahaahahahahahhaah

ROTFLMFAOTIH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

GG BLADE!

I remember Mr.Ed shit his pants at work and threw his underware in garbage there.

Throwing your tighty whities in the garbage usually works... but my shit was liquid and went thru my damn underwear into my sweatpant shorts!!! They were grey and they had this HUGE fuckin shit stain on the back of it cry:

dude what is with people and shit here?