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Vance 01-03-2004 11:27 AM

You are about 10 years old in 5th grade.

T.Hunter 01-03-2004 11:27 AM

i just walk over to the teachers desk and let the most gigantic SBD fart out, then i quietly sit down and pass the word "the teacher farted"

like anyones cares...

Snuff 01-03-2004 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
AA.com has turned into a support group for relationship woes and geriatrics.

and the incontinent

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-03-2004 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hogman74
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
AA.com has turned into a support group for relationship woes and geriatrics.

and the incontinent

Continents are big.. offtopic:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-03-2004 01:00 PM

You guys have no respect for your teachers, I remember I almost had to spent an hour after school in detention just for saying "Damn".
That's what happens when overzealous, religious, middle aged bitches who should have been nuns, decide to become teachers instead.

omicron 01-03-2004 01:02 PM

So you just did a [img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/poopwhite.gif[/img] In your class? Holy shit, man, I would be so fuckin embarrassed, HOLY SHIT!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (sorry I had to add the holy shitpart at the end!) biggrin:

Zap. USMC 01-03-2004 01:32 PM

I read this site about people craping thier pants, and I thought I would post this to spark a few laughs happy:

Hey, I'd shit in the can if the teacher let me! She was like "No, hold it!". Plus the class was "blocked" so I was in there for two hours...

Bucknub 01-03-2004 01:36 PM

When I was in my greade 12 business class, my teacher threatened to send me to the office for saying "hell" what I fucking bitch.. oh yea.. one day she was wearng this dress that cut off at the shoulders.. so when she moved her arms, you cansee her hairy arm pits and de-oderent, it was fucking sick.

Sicilian_Summers 01-03-2004 01:50 PM

Taking a shit in school sucks, espically if it takes a while and the teacher asks where you were when you walk into the class about 20 minutes after you went to the bathroom.

Short Hand 01-03-2004 02:05 PM

never shit my pants.....

Sgt. Paine 01-03-2004 03:15 PM

it takes mad balls to admit that you shit in your pants in the 5th grade. ha ha hahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaa agaahahahahahahahahahaha hahahah aha ha ahaahahahahahhaah

Tripper 01-03-2004 03:17 PM

ROTFLMFAOTIH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

GG BLADE!

ShagNasty 01-03-2004 04:02 PM

I remember Mr.Ed shit his pants at work and threw his underware in garbage there.

Zap. USMC 01-03-2004 04:05 PM

Throwing your tighty whities in the garbage usually works... but my shit was liquid and went thru my damn underwear into my sweatpant shorts!!! They were grey and they had this HUGE fuckin shit stain on the back of it cry:

Unknown_Sniper 01-03-2004 05:13 PM

dude what is with people and shit here?


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