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Zoner 01-13-2004 10:23 AM

HAW HAW HAW!

YEEEEEE-OWWWWW!!! ed:

You'd have a good lawsuit. No cock, but a good lawsuit.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-13-2004 10:23 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":ee1eb]i dont trust it, what if it has a defect and gets a darth vader grip on the ol joystick ed:[/quote:ee1eb]

Aye, that would be interesting... No doubt there's already a version of that. oOo:

ShagNasty 01-13-2004 11:39 AM

They made the hand to big for the Japs, Should be about the size of a 10 year olds hand. Who they trying to kid?

01-13-2004 12:24 PM

well, they already have cartoon porn (Hentai), a weird schoolgirl fetish (the whole "sailor suit" thing), so why not a meachanical masturbator (sp?)

elstatec 01-13-2004 12:28 PM

im starting my japanese side course on feb the 6th. which will be fun

you wanna go to realdoll.com. thats the shit

Zoner 01-13-2004 12:30 PM

Howard Stern has one of them...said it was the best sex he ever had.

Nyck 01-13-2004 12:57 PM

couple of pics i made of it..

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/jackoffatron%20copy.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/jackoffatronown.jpg[/img]

elstatec 01-13-2004 12:58 PM

werent they on ebaum?











hah.

Wilko 01-13-2004 02:16 PM

There is no fucking way i would ever put one of those ANYWHERE IN THE FUCKING VICINITY of Li'l Wilko. annoy:

The Japanese are messed up. This is not rascism, this is fact. Just follow that goddamned link. ed:

Wilko 01-13-2004 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyckMSS
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/jackoffatronown.jpg[/img]

Approved biggrin:

Merlin122 01-13-2004 02:26 PM

Re: Tired of doing "it" by yourself
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NyckMSS
well then buy this invention

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

its ok. your grandma is good enough.

Nyck 01-13-2004 02:37 PM

Re: Tired of doing "it" by yourself
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
Quote:

Originally Posted by NyckMSS
well then buy this invention

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

its ok. your grandma is good enough.

[img]http://www.metalprovider.com/necrophilia/_borders/1motion.jpg[/img]

Sgt>Stackem 01-13-2004 05:48 PM

what does this say about the person that found the website? too much "time" on your hands?

Airborne Butters 01-13-2004 05:50 PM

do they take Visa?!

Nyck 01-13-2004 06:47 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":3b2b5]what does this say about the person that found the website? too much "time" on your hands?[/quote:3b2b5]

I dunno why dont you go ask him over on the other board I got it off of?..cmon man you should know by now..

someone stumbles on it then its posted everywhere on every board.
everyone laughs ha ha its funneh biggrin:

then its reposted at least 15 times and you get cuss:


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