I've only been kicked in the nads once. I was in so much pain

Its not even funny how much it hurts.

I tried riding my bycycle on slickrock once. Well, thats nice, but my bike has no suspension. Went off a 2 foot dropoff, feet fell off the pegs.

I thought I was bleeding, but I wasnt. I did this oOo:

sleep

That would have been one of the best videos ever. You peein in your 1/2 boxer crap, then you start snoozing, hear a loud snap, you yelp, fall to the floor holding your spuds. I would have sent that to Americas Funniest.

I've been kicked in the sack...Fuck it sucks.

This crazy bitch that everyone used to make fun of came out of nowhere and kicked me as hard as she could at a party we were at, then she ran across the party and literally threw my friend over the side of a deck - I nearly threw up trying to laugh at my friend over the deck and cry from the intense pain at the same time.

I swear she kicked my sack into my kidney.

DAMN MAN... that sucks big time

[quote="Recycled Spooge":0449a]So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.[/quote:0449a]

lmao...

[quote="Recycled Spooge":7b883]So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.[/quote:7b883]

haha lmao... i ought to try that next time

2 bad
that happened to me almost when i did a heelflip and it mooved up. i was lucky. a guy at my school was trying to do a split, when a guy walked up and i think hit him in the balls, causing the guy to fall on his hand, fractruing it. (he's a chunky guy. not fat, but not skinny.plays football)

Football team = players with helmets = blunt object used to sack other players. = Im in oain after being sacked by a guy who whacks me with his helmet.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":f7532]That would have been one of the best videos ever. You peein in your 1/2 boxer crap, then you start snoozing, hear a loud snap, you yelp, fall to the floor holding your spuds. I would have sent that to Americas Funniest.[/quote:f7532]

lol that would be funny...

But the real thing almost made me cry.. it hurt so much I had to sit down and I almost puked cry: