Robbed the neighbors and got caught a week later. Meh was like 10

a teacher caught me smoking dope outside once... like a week ago...

but shes the kinda person to say pass it on, not rat you out..

almost got caught listening to a shitty band named AFI.

Just kidding, i'd never listen to crap.

But no never caught floggin the dolphin.

i was trying to do the worm( its a dance move ) on my bed and my mom walked in..and it looked like i was humpin

wtf???? rock: rock: rock: best one so far.

i got caught stealing second

I never have been, or even been close, theres no way any1 would know, locked door in bedroom, then I always have my night cloths near me so if someone nocks on my door I just say, "Hold on Im changing" and come out with my night cloths.

But once a long time ago when my older sister hadnt gone to colege, I was like 12, I was playing my PS2 and my Dad goes into her room to talk to her or something, then screams WTF?! And runs out, so me being the stupid kid goes over and sees what my sister was doin and I see her with her hand in her clit...I couldnt look at her forever I still dont and she doesnt look at me eather, the only thing she said about it at supper that night was, "I was itchy..." which made my Mother laugh hard, my Dad just mumbled and doesnt look at her the same way anymore...I mean it was sick her whole damn arm was in it and she was ass naked and was so fucking nasty cause she didnt shave then and for that milisecond I saw it, I could tell her whole body was hairy....

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":9980a]
But once a long time ago when my older sister hadnt gone to colege, I was like 12, I was playing my PS2 and my Dad goes into her room to talk to her or something, then screams WTF?! And runs out, so me being the stupid kid goes over and sees what my sister was doin and I see her with her hand in her clit...I couldnt look at her forever I still dont and she doesnt look at me eather, the only thing she said about it at supper that night was, "I was itchy..." which made my Mother laugh hard, my Dad just mumbled and doesnt look at her the same way anymore...I mean it was sick her whole damn arm was in it and she was ass naked and was so fucking nasty cause she didnt shave then and for that milisecond I saw it, I could tell her whole body was hairy....[/quote:9980a]

Ummm... I like to be a sick bastard on these forums, but are you being serious here man??

HER WHOLE HAND IN HER CUNT??

Ya, Im serious, thats why Id never miss her if she didnt come home from college......

Is she hot? biggrin:

I don't know man... I can't belive that YOUR SISTER can stick her entire hand in her cunt unless she is used to taking a darkies dick the size of a pepsi can.

Ya know... now that I think about it... no i haven't been caught doin anything.

I usually just say its a science experiment.

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":45e13]WTF?! And runs out, so me being the stupid kid goes over and sees what my sister was doin and I see her with her hand in her clit...I couldnt look at her forever I still dont and she doesnt look at me eather...[/quote:45e13]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nthing like masturbation to break up a family.

parents should learn to knock moreeeeeeee

nosey bastards