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bukdez 02-20-2004 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
You've all inspired me:

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/kleenex.jpg[/img]
Bwahahahahaha.... lmao...

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 10:40 AM
Yes thanks for another great thread. oOo:

Nyck 02-20-2004 10:58 AM
Just dont leave masturbation evidence like this
[img]http://www.carman.k12.mi.us/Highschweb/hsstaff/nelder/kleenex.jpeg[/img]

Machette 02-20-2004 01:03 PM
That'd be embarssing buying that at a store...

Nyck 02-20-2004 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Machette
That'd be embarssing buying that at a store...
It can be the ultimate equalizer...Honey I went last week and got you tampons...can you go get me some jerk off tissue?

Zap. USMC 02-20-2004 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by NyckMSS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Machette
That'd be embarssing buying that at a store...
It can be the ultimate equalizer...Honey I went last week and got you tampons...can you go get me some jerk off tissue?
Hmmm... I'm guessing you don't get a piece of ass from your wife, eh?

If someone is married or has a girlfriend, why would they even need masterbation tissue? oOo: It looks like NyckMSS doesn't get laid like he's supposed to... bahahaha biggrin:

"Honey, since I haven't penetrated your g-spot in 3 weeks, I was hoping you can run down to the store and get me a box of jack-off tissue so I can beat my meat..."

Nyck 02-20-2004 02:03 PM
[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":7e9a0]

Hmmm... I'm guessing you don't get a piece of ass from your wife, eh?

If someone is married or has a girlfriend, why would they even need masterbation tissue? oOo: It looks like NyckMSS doesn't get laid like he's supposed to... bahahaha biggrin:

"Honey, since I haven't penetrated your g-spot in 3 weeks, I was hoping you can run down to the store and get me a box of jack-off tissue so I can beat my meat..."[/quote:7e9a0]

How little you know about relationships..lol that is taking the power right out of her hands and puts it into yours...literally biggrin:

Plus married people never get laid anyways oOo:

and i'd rather have my wife pick them up for me than have to have my mommy buy them for me like you zapper

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 04:56 PM
Do you people have fetish with masturbation or something? oOo:

Sgt. Paine 02-20-2004 04:58 PM
no they are just gay. freak:

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 05:02 PM
Makes sense.

Merlin122 02-20-2004 05:53 PM
why not just sex tissues? good for all genders in cleaning up their sexual body fluids.

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 05:57 PM
There are way too many threads like this.

9mm BeRetTa 02-20-2004 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
fook that... I would never walk through a store carrying a box that says "Masturbating Tissues"
ahah yea thatd be a little awkward. i think walking out with condoms is better...then at least people know you're with someone.

Merlin122 02-20-2004 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
fook that... I would never walk through a store carrying a box that says "Masturbating Tissues"

i masturbate with condoms on oOo:

Eight Ace 02-20-2004 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Merlin122
i masturbate with condoms on oOo:
same...I wear ribbed condoms to heighten the pleasure for my hand.


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