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Mr.Buttocks 02-25-2004 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by NyckMSS
Who the hell wants to hear about how everyone lasted like 2 minutes, or was drunk, or with their pet anway oOo:

oOo:

Nyck 02-25-2004 12:37 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":02314]
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Originally Posted by NyckMSS
Who the hell wants to hear about how everyone lasted like 2 minutes, or was drunk, or with their pet anway oOo:

oOo:[/quote:02314]

What am I the only one that smeared peanut butter on their nutsack and had the family dog lick it off...Huh?? Huh?? Cmon????...
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I was just playin, I didnt do that rolleyes:..For real I didnt! rolleyes:

KTOG 02-25-2004 02:31 PM

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE THAT SHIT NYCK JUST POSTED IS FUNNNNAYYYAYAY

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Sergeant_Scrotum 02-25-2004 03:33 PM

I was down in the work out room when one of my butlers alerted me to the fact one of my sewer pipes was leaking smell shit into the library downstairs. I rang up a plumbing company to get them to fix it. These 2 hot blond plumbers came over to fix the leak in my sewer pipe, after they finished they asked if they could change out of their wet shirts in my bedroom & shower up. After a few minetes I walked in & asked them if they needed a hand changing & they said yes. We then had very hot & hardcore sex untill we all lay flat on the bed too exhausted to move. It rocked!

Sgt. Paine 02-25-2004 03:35 PM

happy: sure

guarnere 02-25-2004 03:50 PM

This one time I had sex and it was like the first time and I went...


OMGFG OGRAZM

then I said goodbye.

It ROCKED! rock:

Pyro 02-25-2004 04:10 PM

who the fuck calls it v card?

Mr.Buttocks 02-25-2004 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
who the fuck calls it v card?

mikooou does. oOo:

Maplegyver 02-25-2004 04:13 PM

mikooopikachu is in the matrix cool:

Capt. Hiker 02-25-2004 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Man, I didn't think it was necessary to edit his title, but here we are. eek:

its off-topic, what'd ya expect oOo: hake: eek: annoy:

Duke_of_Ray 02-25-2004 07:09 PM

annoy:

Zap. USMC 02-25-2004 07:12 PM

I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


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Sgt. Paine 02-25-2004 07:15 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":685b3]I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


biggrin:[/quote:685b3]

happy: please explain!

Pick Axe 02-25-2004 07:17 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":e2dba]annoy:[/quote:e2dba]

Exactly, just lock it.

Nyck 02-25-2004 07:17 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":58073]I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


biggrin:[/quote:58073]

I remember hearing Zap telling me he lost his v-card when he dropped the soap in the shower during 4th period Gym Class and was pinned against the wall and Gang-raped by 6th graders


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