I put my mother in the hospital. She was giving birth to me so i guess i put her in the hospital in that sense.

true.

Yes.

Mother - once

Wife - twice

Myself - three times.

ive put myself in the hospital 5 times.

1. Broke my arm when i was 2.
2. cut the shit out of my left leg, right in the shin, worst pain of my life.
3. Got my finger stuck into a lathe, the piece was going over 50 thousand RPM's. twisted my left index finger a 180, up, to the left, and then down. I recieved 7 hours of surgery, and i will never move that finger, from the upper two digits.
4. Just a really bad fever, over 107 degrees.
5. Broke my right arm, just october, compound fracture. Pretty gross looking, but didnt hurt that bad.

[quote="DonJuan"]ive put myself in the hospital 5 times.
2. cut the shit out of my left leg, right in the shin, worst pain of my life.
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what did u cut it with?

I was sneeking over to my friends house, walking on the top of a cinder block wall, and i slipped, and banged my shin on the edge.

i've put myself in hospital:
1. when i was few months old, i had a hernia, parents thought it was colic, after a while, on my dad's first father's day, tookme to doctor. i went into surgery, and after the surgery, the doc said to my dad "he's gonna be ok. happy father's day"
2. when i was 5 i was w/my grandparents and sister at macdonalds. i was in a booth seet, slipped, hit my head on the black table holder, busted my head open, got about 7 stiches.

and a few other things that were bad, but not bad enough to go 2 hospital.

Ive done something like that...but I fell on a trailer hitch and it like...gouged my shin...I didnt even notice it was bleeding or anything until I got in my car...I pulled my pant leg up and it was totally bloody...it was bad lol.

i was fighting this kid, and i punched him in the nose and he fell and hit his head on the pavement, and cracked his head open.

when i was 10, i was riding my bike down the culdasak, and driveway. i had my hands on the bars that stick up, not the ones that have the brakes. i went through the grass, goin so fast, that when i was reaching for my brakes, slipped, hit grass, got up, looking for injuries, seeing none, till i looked at my left knee. i still have an oval-shaped scar there. ha

When I was in 4th grade I was playing kickball and slid to first base to duck out of the way of the fist basemen a Got a hole in my leg from some stones there are still some of them little bastard stones that the doctor couldnt get in my leg

lol

Zoner's Lesson for the Day: It's "cul-de-sac"

Don't say you didn't learn anything today. biggrin:

Seriously, listen to me...stop posting...

I've been clotheslined by barbed wire before.

I ran through a barn playing tag as a kid at my aunt and uncle's farm. There was barbed wire stretched across the barn to keep the feed corn from spilling out. It caught me about a quarter inch above my eye socket. I landed head first on the concrete and was knocked unconsious for a few. I ended up getting stitches... I was lucky it didn't rip the shit out of my eyeballs...