I want to be with a chick, smother ourselves in a chocolate and honey mixture, roll in 100 dollar bills, and then we will shave each other's bodies smooth. Then she licks my armpits and we do the charleston.

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":27c3b][quote="Sgt. Paine":27c3b]
I dont know german, SmarterChild knows german![/quote:27c3b]

Aber ich weiss Deutsch, du musst es mehr sprechen.[/quote:27c3b]

Ja, ich weiss Deutsch ein bischen... Deiner Spuendloch Brennt??

elisha cuthbert in eatable(sp?) bra/thong in a crazy house padded room,

that made me laugh

[img]http://perso.wanadoo.fr/twentyfour/multimedia/max/original/42952.jpg[/img]

Doing a threesome with them smothered in lotion oil. ed:

Doing my friend's mom.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":06125]I'd take Torrie Wilson over her any day.[/quote:06125]

Lita [img]http://www.hardcorps-moh.com/smile34[/img]

[quote="Infection_Smith@":22e12]

Doing my friend's mom.[/quote:22e12]
eek: Got pics?

Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

Jokes

Help required this thread please. eek:

Trying to make a joke again I see.

We have a potential Jack the Ripper right here.

lets meet up
there are some whores in my school

Someone make a thread on Sick Fantasies instead.

[quote="Infection_Smith@":73a45]Someone make a thread on Sick Fantasies instead.[/quote:73a45]

Ok.

Oh gerard I was only mocking these b00ns who like the olsens. its called sarcasm. Thought you knew that