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cashwarsplaya 03-29-2004 04:38 PM

I want to be with a chick, smother ourselves in a chocolate and honey mixture, roll in 100 dollar bills, and then we will shave each other's bodies smooth. Then she licks my armpits and we do the charleston.

Neo Nazi Hitler 03-29-2004 04:41 PM

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":27c3b][quote="Sgt. Paine":27c3b]
I dont know german, SmarterChild knows german![/quote:27c3b]

Aber ich weiss Deutsch, du musst es mehr sprechen.[/quote:27c3b]

Ja, ich weiss Deutsch ein bischen... Deiner Spuendloch Brennt??

elstatec 03-29-2004 04:42 PM

elisha cuthbert in eatable(sp?) bra/thong in a crazy house padded room,

Merlin122 03-29-2004 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashwarsplaya
I want to be with a chick, smother ourselves in a chocolate and honey mixture, roll in 100 dollar bills, and then we will shave each other's bodies smooth. Then she licks my armpits and we do the charleston.

that made me laugh

Infection_Smith@ 03-29-2004 04:54 PM

[img]http://perso.wanadoo.fr/twentyfour/multimedia/max/original/42952.jpg[/img]

Doing a threesome with them smothered in lotion oil. ed:

Doing my friend's mom.

Dragonwraith 03-29-2004 04:58 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":06125]
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
trish stratus

I'd take Torrie Wilson over her any day.[/quote:06125]

Lita [img]http://www.hardcorps-moh.com/smile34[/img]

Sgt. Paine 03-29-2004 04:58 PM

[quote="Infection_Smith@":22e12]

Doing my friend's mom.[/quote:22e12]
eek: Got pics?

MrLevinstein 03-29-2004 05:06 PM

Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

Jokes

geRV 03-29-2004 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

Jokes

Help required this thread please. eek:

Sgt. Paine 03-29-2004 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

Jokes

Trying to make a joke again I see.

Infection_Smith@ 03-29-2004 05:09 PM

We have a potential Jack the Ripper right here.

Maplegyver 03-29-2004 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

Jokes

lets meet up
there are some whores in my school

Infection_Smith@ 03-29-2004 05:19 PM

Someone make a thread on Sick Fantasies instead.

Mr.Buttocks 03-29-2004 05:23 PM

[quote="Infection_Smith@":73a45]Someone make a thread on Sick Fantasies instead.[/quote:73a45]

Ok.

MrLevinstein 03-29-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

Jokes

Help required this thread please. eek:

Oh gerard I was only mocking these b00ns who like the olsens. its called sarcasm. Thought you knew that


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