I put my hands in my pockets or try to cover my emense pen0r with my coat or something. That way young ladies will be able to contain themselves.


Now, the most serious problem is not what to do when you have a bon0r, but how to walk when you have one. oOo:

[quote="Mountaineer maniac":78ed8]I usually put my hands in pockets and adjust myself acordingly.[/quote:78ed8]

I do that too. Thinking about how humiliating it would be for your female coworkers to see also sets things right.

LMAO happy:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":78ed8]Now, the most serious problem is not what to do when you have a bon0r, but how to walk when you have one. oOo:[/quote:78ed8]

When I was at school, i would put my folder in front of me or carry my backpack in front. Just be careful not to bash it with 30 lbs of books.

whip it out and jerk it off untill i gizz all over the people within a 10 feet ratius then im usually good beer:

[quote="Mountaineer maniac":804b0]I usually put my hands in pockets and adjust myself acordingly.[/quote:804b0]
Ha same here.

ROFL

[quote:b387d]punch it with full force[/quote:b387d]

LMAO

[quote:b387d]I pull it up and tuck it under my belt and have the head stick outta my pants. [/quote:b387d]

dick control is a must.

ever had one in school when your sitting in your desk? no big deal right? well what if the teacher asks you to go put a question up on the board. I can remember something like that happening to me. ed:

I remember hearing a story of a guy who was in the diving chapionship finals & was up top, with everyone looking at him, he was only wearing a small speedo. then the beast from beneath decided to show its head. biggrin:

I usually dont get them unless Im having sexual activities. In school I never get them. At home only when my girl is right next to me. or im alone and bored.

i cut it iff then go to the hospital and ask them to give if anther few feet...

7 feet aint enough

I definatly get themm all the time. Riding the bus makes my sack vibrate which in tern gives me a woody to be reconsiled with. I do the flip as buckweed said tuck it intbween your gut and pants. The good thing is it allows the blood fall out of your penis and right back to your head where it came from biggrin:

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":2add3]
I remember hearing a story of a guy who was in the diving chapionship finals & was up top, with everyone looking at him, he was only wearing a small speedo. then the beast from beneath decided to show its head. biggrin:[/quote:2add3]

this is close enough:


[img]http://www.imageshack.us/img1/4149/disneyworker1.jpg[/img]

Not needed. oOo:

i broke mine

ed: eek:

oOo:

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":ceebf]ever had one in school when your sitting in your desk? no big deal right? well what if the teacher asks you to go put a question up on the board. I can remember something like that happening to me. ed:

I remember hearing a story of a guy who was in the diving chapionship finals & was up top, with everyone looking at him, he was only wearing a small speedo. then the beast from beneath decided to show its head. biggrin:[/quote:ceebf]

Oh god,

I remember I was in the school house swimming contest & everyone was there. It was an outside pool & all the parents were there, lots of mothers/families etc & aah everyone was there oOo:

I just remember this kid I knew standing ready to dive, he was wearing the spedos like everyone else but he had the biggest b0n0r known to man oOo: oOo: oOo: The guys saw it and started laughing. I think I would have killed myself.

[quote:ceebf]="MrLevinstein"]


I definatly get themm all the time. Riding the bus makes my sack vibrate which in tern gives me a woody to be reconsiled with. I do the flip as buckweed said tuck it intbween your gut and pants. The good thing is it allows the blood fall out of your penis and right back to your head where it came from
[/quote:ceebf]

I get that too, when I'm really tired or I'm travelling on the train I seem to get an instant b0n0r. rolleyes: