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so|dat 04-02-2004 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
put sarran wrap (clear plastic to cover food) under toilet seats.
then when people shit/piss it rubs on thier ass!!!
LOLOL

lol

newt. 04-02-2004 03:27 PM

[quote="so|dat":65358]
Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
put sarran wrap (clear plastic to cover food) under toilet seats.
then when people shit/piss it rubs on thier ass!!!
LOLOL

lol[/quote:65358]

wtf 1 who actually sits down and dully and takes a shit in a public bathroom.

2 who sits down to piss? oOo:

Maplegyver 04-02-2004 03:30 PM

[quote="newt.":714c1][quote="so|dat":714c1]
Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
put sarran wrap (clear plastic to cover food) under toilet seats.
then when people shit/piss it rubs on thier ass!!!
LOLOL

lol[/quote:714c1]

wtf 1 who actually sits down and dully and takes a shit in a public bathroom.

2 who sits down to piss? oOo:[/quote:714c1]
do it in girls bathroom.
and some people do infact take shits at my school

Neo Nazi Hitler 04-02-2004 03:35 PM

[quote=maple][quote="newt.":f4ddf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "so|dat":f4ddf
Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
put sarran wrap (clear plastic to cover food) under toilet seats.
then when people shit/piss it rubs on thier ass!!!
LOLOL

lol

wtf 1 who actually sits down and dully and takes a shit in a public bathroom.

2 who sits down to piss? oOo:[/quote:f4ddf]
do it in girls bathroom.
and some people do infact take shits at my school[/quote:f4ddf]

lmfao!! that's like the best april fools thing I heard so far... That's priceless..

con Brio 04-02-2004 09:35 PM

Well, here was today's prank by my lab prof.

We had a lab exam today, and after he handed them out to us upside-down, he told us all to turn them over, and low and behold, it said "Microorganisms & Disease" instead of "Cell Biology" which it was supposed to say. Good laugh was had by all.

Exciting? No? stfu.

Unknown_Sniper 04-02-2004 10:03 PM

ok. One Ive done was put a rubber band on teh little hose thing on a sink. my mom turned het water on and got blasted by the hose instead.

NexusRevived 04-02-2004 10:18 PM

i picked up a child and threw him really far

con Brio 04-02-2004 10:44 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":0f798]ok. One Ive done was put a rubber band on teh little hose thing on a sink. my mom turned het water on and got blasted by the hose instead.[/quote:0f798]

i had a co-worker who seriously got fired for doing that.

Short Hand 04-02-2004 10:48 PM

When I was 11 a video store went out of buisness by my house. We found a box they threw out. Needless to say it was full of reciepts on the top but inside it was a stash of porn posters and porn related material (mainly photos and posters no vid's). SO being 11 we stashed them away for a month and on April fools we plastered the town in porn. Taping them up to people's doors car bumpers the playground. We were 11. We didn't know any better biggrin:

Milla 04-03-2004 02:09 AM

Its not really an april fools joke but we were cracking jewish jokes tonight and i said "hey come on my grandfather died in the holocaust" so everyone shut up and one girl was like "are you serious?!" so i was like "...yeah he fell out of a guard tower" my friends were literally rofl. biggrin:

strvs 04-03-2004 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NexusRevived
i picked up a child and threw him really far

LOL.

HeadUp 04-03-2004 03:16 AM

today my roommate put a tubgirl link in his away msg, the hyperlink text said "some guys can be real bastards on april fools day..."

he told me to open it while i was on the phone with my gf, so i didnt pay any attn to it...

i must made the funniest noises when i realized what i was looking at.....happy april fools day -pukes-, you fuckers....

Eight Ace 04-03-2004 03:24 AM

Confront a stranger and demand their money at knife point, if they comply, cool...but if
they look like putting up a fight, say "HaHa! April fool!" and share a good 'ol laff with them.

Bazooka_Joe 04-03-2004 04:11 AM

I got caught this morning on the Howard Stern show. He broadcasted as if he was thrown off the air for about an hour. I was so pissed.

ninty 04-03-2004 04:24 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sout ... 591687.stm


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