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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-22-2004 10:42 PM

Did he push you out of the room when he still had his pants round his ankles & a humunguz b0nor?

&, more importantly, did his pen0r touch you?

Bucknub 04-22-2004 10:44 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":22b8f]Did he push you out of the room when he still had his pants round his ankles & a humunguz b0nor?

&, more importantly, did his pen0r touch you?[/quote:22b8f]

Well, he grabbed his pants and tried to pull them up as he pushed me out.. and no it didnt touch me.. I in fact didnt see any of his unmentionables.

Pyro 04-22-2004 10:48 PM

what did ya expect chris?

Swill 04-22-2004 11:07 PM

please....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
my mom caught my girlfriend watching porn on my laptop.

i`m a master at these things... tell me more.... biggrin:

ninty 04-22-2004 11:27 PM

I haven't caught anyone, but I did whack off sitting in my bosses chair looking at porn on his laptop when i was 16. rock:

Bazooka_Joe 04-22-2004 11:46 PM

Umm someone posted the almost exact same story like two months ago. Wasn't it Zap?

elstatec 04-22-2004 11:48 PM

maybe it was zap in his room...but the story from the different perspective

'theres this guy called buck who thinks he lives in my house, so im whacking off and he comes right in and tries to get a look at my jimmy....;

happy:

Arkan 04-23-2004 12:03 AM

Thats wrong Buck, just plain wrong!!

bukdez 04-23-2004 01:03 AM

you didn't offer him a HAND... some friend you are...

Himmler 04-23-2004 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
I haven't caught anyone, but I did whack off sitting in my bosses chair looking at porn on his laptop when i was 16. rock:

rock: rofl

Nyck 04-23-2004 01:09 AM

pornos start that way.....oh...my.....looks like you could use a hand

Madmartagen 04-23-2004 01:41 AM

My sister came in my room without knocking after me and my ex had sex a while ago. We were done and were just watching tv, but saw the condom wrapper under the bed. About a month ago, my sister walked in again without knocking and caught me squeezing one off. FFS its my goddamn room and I have no privacy in here, oh well, if they want to come in, they gotta be prepared for anything!! rock:

In Bucks case, thats fucked up, I wouldnt want my friend whacking off in my room, tell him to use the damn shower for crying out loud. If i was playing MOH or COD and saw baby batter on my screen I think I would shit myself and incinerate the house.

Infection_Smith@ 04-23-2004 03:06 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":cba4c]Umm someone posted the almost exact same story like two months ago. Wasn't it Zap?[/quote:cba4c]

no that was stinger_dude which is me and I posted it last summer.

Eight Ace 04-23-2004 06:24 AM

Re: Ya.. I caught my friend touching himself
 
Dear GayBoy Magazine,
you know, I never expected anything like this would happen to me, but the other day...
Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
couple seconds later.. he comes stumbling outta my room laughing his ass off.
I started luaghing my nuts off.. and he then says "well this is awkward" ...etc...


Bean 2 04-23-2004 06:58 AM

You should have helped him finish himself off...i mean you..should not..umm...you see...umm...shut up im not gay.


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