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Judas 05-14-2004 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
lmao...

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lvn.jpg[/img]...
You're Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.

like wtf?... there was only like 3 questions, the are very presumptuous...

nice. lolita is a leet movie, with a hottie for lolita (stanley kubriks version).


You're Adventures of Huckleberry Finn!
by Mark Twain
With an affinity for floating down the river, you see things in black and white. The world is strange and new to you and the more you learn about it, the less it makes sense. You probably speak with an accent and others have a hard time understanding you and an even harder time taking you seriously. Nevertheless, your adventurous spirit is admirable. You really like straw hats.

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aohfmt.jpg[/img]

SoLiDUS 05-14-2004 02:34 AM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tsatfwf.jpg[/img]

You're "The Sound and the Fury" by William Faulkner!

Strong-willed but deeply confused, you are trying to come to grips with a
major crisis in your life. You can see many different perspectives on the
issue, but you're mostly overwhelmed with despair at what you've lost.
People often have a hard time understanding you, but they have some
vague sense that you must be brilliant anyway. Ultimately, you signify
nothing.

Eight Ace 05-14-2004 02:57 AM

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/simple.jpg[/img]
You're The Simple Art of Murder! by Raymond Chandler

Even though you're a good fighter with a large cock, there's no need to go
on and on about it. Those around you wont admit it to your face but they
really would like you to put your shorts back on. Eww..Right...that's it!...get
the fuck out!...I fucken mean it.

Infection_Smith@ 05-14-2004 03:30 AM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/paootse.jpg
You're Prufrock and Other Observations!
by T.S. Eliot

Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.

Short Hand 05-14-2004 10:16 AM

so many lolita's....

Zoner 05-14-2004 10:18 AM

You're Adventures of Huckleberry Finn!
by Mark Twain


Fuck. I hated that book.

Old Reliable 05-14-2004 10:21 AM

lmao

Tystnad 05-14-2004 10:35 AM



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<font face="Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond" size="5">
You're Watership Down!

<font size="4">by Richard Adams</font>

<font size="3">Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're
actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their
assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they
build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd
be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.</font>

<font size="2" face="Times New Roman">

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.</font></font></p>

bukdez 05-14-2004 10:44 AM

[quote="Short Hand":65778]so many lolita's....[/quote:65778]

just me and fireal, no?...

Duke_of_Ray 05-14-2004 02:10 PM

Well well the Duke is to cool!


You're To Kill a Mockingbird!
by Harper Lee
Perceived as a revolutionary and groundbreaking person, you have changed the minds of many people. While questioning the authority around you, you've also taken a significant amount of flack. But you've had the admirable guts to persevere. There's a weird guy in the neighborhood using dubious means to protect you, but you're pretty sure it's worth it in the end. In the end, it remains unclear to you whether finches and mockingbirds get along in real life.

Machette 05-14-2004 02:30 PM

just finished reading brave new world

descry 05-14-2004 02:30 PM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bnwah.jpg[/img]

ninty 05-14-2004 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
just finished reading brave new world

rock:

Merlin122 05-14-2004 02:40 PM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/itwjlrel.jpg[/img]

You're Inherit the Wind!
by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee
To you, the learning process is inherently about controversy. If people aren't having their minds stretched, how could they possibly be learning? This makes you a good but unpopular teacher, and the people around you are ready to make it a federal case. All you're asking them to do is evolve a little. But they would like you to be more creative. You would make an excellent lawyer, even though people think you love monkeys.
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Mr.Buttocks 05-14-2004 02:40 PM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tcitrjds.jpg

You're The Catcher in the Rye!
by J.D. Salinger

You are surrounded by phonies, and boy are you sick of them! In an ongoing struggle to search for a land without phonies, you end up running away from everything, from school to consequences. In this process, you reveal that many people in your life have suffered torments and all you really want to do is catch them as they fall. Perhaps using a baseball mitt. Your biggest fans are infamous psychotics.

oOo:


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