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Akuma 05-28-2004 12:55 PM

[quote="Tripper.exe":da311]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Why am I better than everyone else?

because you start each morning off with a well balanced breakfast of cheerios and human flesh[/quote:da311]

Therapist and a Psychic! ed:

Tripper 05-28-2004 01:27 PM

Ere! People Fink We're Sisters!

Machette 05-28-2004 01:29 PM

rock:

JBird 05-28-2004 01:39 PM

tripper.exe : which fruit would you say is more worthwhile sticking an erect pensi in. a watermelon, or a cantaloupe?



i eagerly await your reply.

Tystnad 05-28-2004 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
tripper.exe : which fruit would you say is more worthwhile sticking an erect pensi in. a watermelon, or a cantaloupe?



i eagerly await your reply.

Everyone knows you should go with live stuff; Warthogs and guinea pigs are the best.. eek:

JBird 05-28-2004 01:52 PM

*rubs beard* interesting tidbit....however, we dont seem to have an ample supply of warthhog avaliable to the local consumer here in chicago. also, a guinea pig seems to lack the necessary girth for my pensi to penetrate. maybe i should move up to farm animals? i need someone who can point me in the right direction. tripper.exe can, and no doubt will do just that.

05-28-2004 02:40 PM

Insects > Stray Aniamls > House Pets > farm animals > zoo animals > exotic animals

Just keep working your way up, mang.

TGB! 05-28-2004 02:41 PM

[quote:6ec71]Location: C:\Documents and Settings\Zoner\Desktop[/quote:6ec71]

Fried Gold.

bukdez 05-28-2004 03:04 PM

i'm too damn sexy... whatever shall i do?...

BlackJackal 05-28-2004 05:30 PM

whoever's closest to you.

Pyro 05-28-2004 05:51 PM

Why is Pyro the most liked person on these forums?

Maplegyver 05-28-2004 05:51 PM

rofl/

Tripper.exe 05-28-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Why is Pyro the most liked person on these forums?

because when you are in the public restrooms you do a courtesy flush once the poop hits the water
next

bukdez 05-28-2004 08:30 PM

you didn't even answer my question... some help you are... whoever you are...

Tripper.exe 05-28-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
i'm too damn sexy... whatever shall i do?...

begin to take regular showers. nothing repels women like clean men


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