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Trunks 06-02-2004 04:14 PM

Re: hot chix
 
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8074e][b]Resident of Zambia had sex with chicken[/b]

[url="http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/12952_sex.html"]http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/12952_sex.html[/url]

[img]http://english.pravda.ru/img/2004/05/hen.jpg[/img]

50-year old resident of town Chongvi (50 kilometers from Lusaka, capital of Zambia, Africa) was having sex with hen in his cottage.
His wife heard suspicious sounds, came into the room and saw the man in the midst of his sexual intercourse with the bird.

The man got angry because the wife prevented him from finishing his business, and tried to kill the woman. She ran away and called neighbors for help.

After the fact of sex with the bird was revealed, the man hang himself, and people killed the attractive hen.[/quote:8074e]

WTF is this a joke?? oOo:

Pyro 06-02-2004 04:48 PM

well if you wife isn't putting out...

Short Hand 06-02-2004 07:09 PM

lol

geRV 06-02-2004 07:10 PM

Was gonna say i didn't think a chicken cwould be wide enough....but if it lays eggs then i suppose....


oOo:

Maplegyver 06-02-2004 07:49 PM

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ROFL

intrestedviewer 06-02-2004 07:53 PM

You better beleive it biggrin:

Miscguy 06-02-2004 07:56 PM

Highly reliable.

[quote:b9f14]Russians conquered Mars 30 years ago[/quote:b9f14]

Nyck 06-02-2004 08:16 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":a4930]now we know the answer to the age old question. "which came first the chicken or the egg"[/quote:a4930]

But now it is begged to be asked and discussed for generations

"which came first, the chicken or the man"

Eight Ace 06-02-2004 08:55 PM

Isn't it enough that the poor guy felt so bad he hanged
himself?....did they have to choke his chicken as well..?... annoy:

Infection_Smith@ 06-02-2004 09:01 PM

This reminds me of the video of the kid who put his head into the sheep's ass.

Zoner 06-03-2004 07:03 AM

[quote="Infection_Smith@":68afc]This reminds me of the video of the kid who put his head into the sheep's ass.[/quote:68afc]

HAW HAW!

Don't post that here...just a heads-up (pardon the pun).

Infection_Smith@ 06-03-2004 08:34 AM

[quote=Zoner]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Infection_Smith@":8f0b3
This reminds me of the video of the kid who put his head into the sheep's ass.

HAW HAW!

Don't post that here...just a heads-up (pardon the pun).[/quote:8f0b3]

hellfire:


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