When people say i seen it instead of i saw it.

Fabricate. As in, "I didn't have the part, so I had to fabricate it myself." It's fucking BUILD... stop using buzz words to sound smart, you're just a dumbass.

roffle

When people say h4><0r terms in real life....

"and again..." WHen talking about a product and trying to sell it on TV

Good morning. mad:

-filthy wop happy:
-uh oh
-any type of internet lingo said in real life

sprocket

The word "Pimple" I fucking hate that word, sounds so disgusting to me

" it hurts in my butt "

"excuse you"
what excuse me....why yes excuse me for being right in this spot right here the moment you needed to get by..it wont happen again

"ucb, ubs, sbc, ubc any combination of wrong letters for USB cable"
here it all the time at work

"Ill be 17 in october"
MOTHER FUCKER I DIDNT ASK HOW OLD YOU ARE GONNA BE WHEN YOU NEXT BIRTHDAY COMES UP I ASKED HOW OLD YOU ARE RIGHT NOW...STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME DO SOME MATH TO FIND OUT HOW OLD YOU ARE

When your watching a commercial and they say, "but wait, theres more!"
Its so fucking annoying.

or "time to get up", bah there's no such thing as a good morning

To be continued... mad:

"Honey I'm home!"

When your visiting your girlfriend